katana

they/them! reblog heavy *classical rendition of Material Girl playing*

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[girldraki]

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[mortalityplays]

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

[antigonick]

“How can I celebrate love, now that I know what it does?”

— Gregory Orr, Introduction to Orpheus & Eurydice

[openmindpsych]

i love mental compulsions

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[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

I love every single interaction between Persephone and Eurydice. The way Eurydice looks at her always smiling, and the awkward interaction when Persephone poured her a strong ass drink, and the sadness on Persephone’s face when she sees Eurydice there in Hadestown.

Legitimately the way everyone interacts with Persephone. They really do treat her like she’s a goddess. Every touch she gives someone, or look she makes at them — there’s a reaction like she’s a literal goddess in your presence. Because she is

But like. With Eurydice especially. My gosh. She looks up to her and loves her so much, and you can really tell how Persephone cares for her too.

For everyone, really.

Their interactions are special to me

[hanayoyo-art]

[starbberryblue]

since i saw hadestown with my brother he was like "you should redraw that fanart you did a while ago!" and i was like "i would but i genuinely think thats still the best thing ive ever drawn to this day" like

i dont know what i was on in 2021 but i don't even think i could replicate it now 😭

[spiderfoster]

the shot in the hadestown proshot - during flowers, when you can see the workers laying down in the back, sleeping, absolutely exhausted from hard labor, while eurydice is singing about how all she wanted was to fall asleep. tears.

[whydatewhenyoucanhyperfixate]

what the fuck man. i haven’t seen the proshot but there are spoilers EVERYWHERE and apparently no one takes the effort to tag them as spoilers anymore. just learned orpheus fucking turns around at the end??? and eurydice dies again??? c’mon man now you’ve spoiled the whole plot. it’s not like this song has been written long ago and that’s how it goes! really disappointed in this website right now but what can you do…