love itself is a curse around these parts

You pretend to be an adult, but you are a perfectionist who hates to lose, and trivial things make you nervous!

[chryzure]

memorie ⭑.ᐟ she/her ⭑.ᐟ 24 ⭑.ᐟ speaking blog ⭑.ᐟ transfeminist ⭑.ᐟ ocxcanon ⭑.ᐟ letterboxd ⭑.ᐟ comms: open ⭑.ᐟ

interacts from @/bpdauroravalor ⭑.ᐟ

well then, awesome, welcome to tragedy!

[untentional]

hello can anyone help me get cat food for my cats this week? i would appreciate anything you can spare, even $1/$2/$5 is not too small, and i would be happy to provide a tarot reading for anyone in return! just dm or send an ask

/20

ppal / kofi

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[arospec-polyniigo]

gonna start saying "secret fourth thing" to not only imply that I am aware of queerplatonic relationships but also to state the relationship in question isn't queerplatonic either but genuinely something else entirely

[184o-deactivated20181120]

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[does-an-animal-look-like-my-wife]

This animal looks like my wife!

[chryzure]

u can tell i’m aroacespec because chryzure smut is 70% them arguing and 30% messy bloody mating sex

[mohdayesh]

I don't want to talk about the 1000 days because I died a thousand times over during those days. They ripped my soul from me, took my sanity, and killed everything beautiful I saw. It's just a number the world talks about today and forgets tomorrow, even though tomorrow will be worse because it's 1001, meaning tomorrow there will be death, hunger, fear, poverty, and oppression. Nothing will change except that we keep getting worse and worse and worse. The whole world is showing sympathy today, but tomorrow they'll forget, even as our extermination and killing continue.

[vibrantstarfire]

more women whump. more women pushing themselves and passing out from sleep deprivation and exhaustion. more women training until their knuckles bleed and their legs give out from under them. more women being held prisoner and remaining stoic until the very end or perhaps when they’re rescued. more women under truth serum and terrifying hallucinogens. more women waking up in a pool of blood, their own and others’ and not knowing what happened but that something is terribly wrong with them. more women falling apart o ly when rescued. more women pushed to their breaking point. more women whump.

[generationalcrow]

dry humping until he’s leaking through his boxers and you lick at it through the fabric while he holds your head against it

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[dubiousdisco]

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

[inbabylontheywept]

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

[loth-catgirl]

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

[catchymemes]

[stephenroot]

CRABS GOT THE WRONG ONE????!

[stephenroot]

Bluesky is on it.

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds