youll have to pry my joy and whimsy from my cold dead hands

me name be Cas major (over 18) bigender, he/she pronouns demiromantic, grey asexual dni if you are a terf, map, homophobe, racist, etc. i like inscryption, rain world, disco elysium, hollow knight and cult of the lamb

[wiseferret]

everyone...... you must send me 6mg oral estradiol hemihydrate + 50mg bicalutamide + 100mg progesterone EVERY day for the rest of forever. or i will Die

[hometoursandotherstuff]

How I found out that my cockatiel was a girl.

[wizardpotions]

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

[agooodpuppydog]

[fjordojustice]

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

[sourcreammachine]

History - Wikipedia

History - Wikipedia

[tall]

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[seymourworld]

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

[seymourworld]

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

[seymourworld]

cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its cute! its

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[sparklynightpainter]

no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

[heckin-music-dork]

Reminds me of this meme:

[lastoneout]

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

[sparklynightpainter]

you are my favourite reblog on this post

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The opening title card of the movie “HOLES” is misspelled in DVD and Blu-Ray copies of the film.

Often when a movie is transferred to DVD, Blu-Ray, and 4K formats, the titles have to be redone to read more legibly. When Disney released “HOLES” in 2003, the title card itself was written in small text in the corner of the screen. If transferred to home video normally, this title would have been only five pixels tall and too faint to make out.

But in early 2004, when the time came to alter the title for home video, the digital technician responsible typed the name wrong and quality control never caught it, all the way through the film’s blu-ray release in 2018. No fans wrote in noticing the flaw, nobody in quality for the disc releases, nobody at all noticed, and so the flaw remains to this day.

When we at FIJMU brought the error to Disney’s attention, a kind intern in an old fashioned hat simply took the initiative and explained, “I can fix that.”

[lafortis]

where my hloes at

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why, they’re all hanging out at:

[1dietcokeinacan]

Stop she is SO fucking funny

[alonelyextrovert-vyse]

Shhh... they're sleeping...

[gaytanic-panic]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[beardedmrbean]

[sailatina3]

[goldcrescent]