charlie hm

be kind and pet dogs

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[jupitercrash]

ryuichi sakamoto ( 坂本 龍一) playing the piano for the isolated

[grannys-gingerbread]

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[podencos]

[catchymemes]

[chessys]

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

[yermemeblog]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[jerk-jock]

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

[nyctosaurid]

why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead

[kulluto-remade-deactivated20201]

toby fox invented an entirely new emotion and it’s the feeling you got the first time you read the line “despite everything it’s still you”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jumex]

no offense but…I love water

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence