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I'm tired, sleep deprived, and procrastinating. So have a new AU: Circus
Thomas is the ringmaster/owner.
Roman is a lion tamer (simply because Patton’s allergic to cats) and the resident daredevil. Full on jumping five hundred feet onto a damp sponge levels of daredevil.
Patton is the animal trainer. Dogs, seals, elephants, you name, he can tame it and love it. Virgil jokes that Patton is secretly a shape-shifter an that’s how he understands animals so much.
Virgil is a trapeze artist. He also does aerial silk dancing and tightrope walking. Because he’s the most flexible, he also stands in as Logan’s assistant.
Logan is a magician. Magic has to be executed flawlessly and has to have some logical train of thought. He gets incredibly frustrated when Remy and Nate mess with his stuff.
“REMY!!!!!” “Nah, gurl, it was Nate this time.” “Wow, thanks for throwing me under the bus, Rem.” “I don’t throw you under a bus; that’s Roman’s job.”
Remy is a hypnotist and has a comedy routine with his brother Christian Nate (Procrastination aka the slo-mo guy)
Picani works part time as the account manager and does marriage counseling on the side.
Talyn and Joan are co-owners with Thomas. Joan helps Thomas with new act ideas while Talyn helps with makeup.
Cause if you have seven disaster gays who are all over the top you need a good makeup artist. Virgil does his own though.
Lionel (Deceit) is a snake charmer, and has a habit left over from childhood where he always says the opposite of what he means. Virgil is the only consistent one that understands him. (yes he was abused)
“Virgil, I am begging: never do my makeup. I hate it when you do it.” “Sure. when do you want me to come over to your car?”
The troop has a train, and therefore, the troop has train cars to live in.
Room mate situation: Logan and Patton, Roman and Virgil, Remy and Nate, Thomas Joan and Talyn, and then Lionel shares with the various reptiles.
Whenever Virgil shows up in his makeup and costume for the show, everyone simply has a “holy crap, I’m gay” moment. Except Nate. He has a delayed reaction.
The troop got really popular because Roman took a video of Virgil dancing to Steven Universe on the tightrope. You know the song.
“You know, I ought to kill you right now, but you try to kill yourself every day.” -Virgil on a daily basis to Roman.
One of the troops most popular acts is an adventure where Roman is a prince, Logan is a wizard, Patton is an elf, and they pick one lucky kid from the audience to help them defeat the evil dragon witches, Virgil and Lionel.
Virgil literally made himself a dragon costume and learned how to breathe fire because he’s almost as ExtraTM as Roman and Logan for that role.
He also has a Toothless onesie.
Virgil loves scaring ROman by launching himself off the tightrope and grabbing a trapeze in the nick of time.
“VirGIL HOLY CRAP I’M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!! … I hate you so much right now.”
That’s it for now. Feel free to add on/draw this AU.
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every time he shimmies the more i love and hate him (x)
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Patton’s poster wasn’t a rumor…
It was a prophecy.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
7 and 46, with either cecilos or prinxiety, whichever you want?
Florist AU and Blind Date
ooooooooh, okay!
Virgil is seriously regretting trusting Patton on this one.
Okay, so sure, maybe he hasn’t had a date in three years, and maybe he calls socializing with others “state mandated torture”, and maybe he got a little too drunk with Pat the other night and started crying into his shoulder about how his only friend was his pet spider, but come on. That’s just normal, everyday millenial shit. He didn’t actually expect Patton to try and set him up with a guy.
But noooo, here he is at a kitschy little flower shop around the corner from where this blind date with Pat’s friend is allegedly supposed to take place. Honestly, Virgil would have already chickened out on the entire plan if Patton hadn’t flashed those damn puppy dog eyes at him.
At least the florist’s isn’t bad, Virgil reflects, eyes idly drinking the place in as he strolls to the counter, trying desperately not to look as freaked out as he feels and probably failing miserably. L’s recommended it a fair few times before, and while Virgil is generally disinclined to trust anywhere that has staff who either flirt with, ignore, or give suspiciously good advice to their customers (depending on who’s manning the main floor), the stories he’s gotten from a tipsy Logan about the time he nearly fist-fought a member of staff over the gay subtext in Romeo and Juliet are just too good to not give this place a shot.
The Moana soundtrack drifting lightly through the speakers isn’t making too shabby an impression on him, either.
“Can I help you?”
Virgil blinks up at the apron-clad staff member looking up at him, and blinks. Damn, seems like the employees here are hot, too. What the hell.
“Yeah,” he manages, running a hand through his rat’s nest of a haircut. “You got any flowers that say ‘I’m only on this date because my friend made me be here, so it’d be great if you screwed off because I’m bad enough at this shit as is’?”
He’s met with a booming laugh, and hot damn if Virgil isn’t considering coming back and failing at getting this guy’s number after the date’s over and done with. “Yeah, sure,” Employee Guy says, sending him a sly grin as he turns over his shoulder and starts picking out flowers. “But at this point, are you sure you don’t just wanna pull a Calvin and Hobbes and just grab some trashed flowers from the dumpster out back?”
A startled chortle breaks out of Virgil before he can think to stifle it, and he quickly clamps a hand over his mouth, flushing under pale foundation. “I’m good for now,” he replies, still stifling snickers. “Don’t want any more angry mobs out for my blood.”
Employee Guy turns back to him, tying together a bouquet, and raises an elegant eyebrow. Virgil winks.
Slapping the flowers down on the counter, the staff member rings them up. “Twenty bucks, my good sir.” Virgil rolls his eyes at the endearment, but obligingly forks over the cash and snatches the bouquet. As he does so, employee guy undoes his apron, obviously punching out for the day.
“Shift over,” Virgil asks, gathering his stuff.
“Yeah,” comes the reply. Employee Guy grins at him, wide, beaming, and all teeth. “Got myself a first date.”
Virgil raises an eyebrow, waving the flowers at him. “Who’s the lucky girl? Guy? Person of indeterminate gender? Dog?”
“Excuse you,” Employee Guy scoffs in mock offence. “I am clearly a cat person, thank you very much.” He drops the act, and oh shit, there are dimples there, and if that isn’t the cutest shit Virgil’s ever seen then he’s not sure what is.
“And it’s a guy,” Employee Guy says, grabbing a letterman jacket from a nearby hook and nodding to a fellow staff member as he and Virgil make their way outside. “My friend thought he’d be my type, but I’ve never met the guy, so heck if I know.” He looks Virgil up and down appraisingly. “Though if neither of our dates go well, I’d be more than happy to take down your number.” He stiffens, then blushes. “If- uh. If you’d be cool with that, of course. And if not we can always just pretend that this never happened, and just. Pretend you don’t know me.”
Virgil’s eyes widen, and he shoves the hand not holding the bouquet into his pocket. “Yeah!” he manages to croak out, wincing internally as his voice cracks. “Yeah, man, I’d- I’d really like that.”
He glances at Employee Guy, bites his lip, then bites the bullet. “Or,” he drawls, feigning cool as he picks at his nailbeds, “we could both just blow off our dates and uh. Do something now.”
The shorter man lights up, glowing like the sun, and Virgil resists the urge to shield his eyes. “That sounds great!” he chirps, grabbing his phone (ugh, an Android) and punching in the code. “Lemme just text Pat to let him know to tell the guy that the date’s off, and-”
“Wait wait wait hold up a sec,” Virgil cuts in, brandishing the bouquet at him like a sabre. “Pat as in Patton? Patton Sanders, human ray of sunshine and dad friend extraordinaire?”
Employee Guy blinks. “How do you know Padre?”
Virgil groans. Then he smacks himself on the forehead. Hard. “Your date was at the Moonlight Diner, wasn’t it?”
Employee Guy narrows his eyes, and wow, that should not be as attractive as it is. “And how might you know that, oh Finding Emo?”
Virgil rolls his eyes. “How about we start over,” he says. “Hi. I’m Virgil. And if I’m not incredibly mistaken, you’re Roman Prince, the guy who was gonna be my date in the first goddamn place.”
Roman blinks. Furrows his brows. Blinks again. “Oh shit,” he finally breathes. “He played us like a fiddle.” He laughs, then; a high, chiming chuckle that seems to float and linger in the air. “Well,” he says, holding out a hand, “I guess you won’t be needing quite that specific bouquet anymore, will you?”
Virgil chuckles, and chucks the flowers at his face. As Roman splutters, offended, he grins. “Whatever you say, Princey. Now, how about we actually head to that date of ours, huh?”
And with that, he takes Roman’s hand, and they set off.
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sneak peek into my latest au
hey y'all, i’ve been super unmotivated recently and i was really hoping that you guys could leave something positive behind if you read this? just as a reminder that people do like/read my stuff because i could use that right now. thanks guys.
(fair warning, posted on mobile. apologies in advance.)
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Come in close.
Closer.
Because the more you think you see, the easier it’ll be to fool you.
Roman Atlas smirked as he held the cards out in front of him, winking at the gorgeous blonde in front of him. “I’m going to flip through this deck, and you’re going to see one card. I promise.”
She smiled back at him, nodding - of course, Roman knew which card she was gonna see, this is all too easy and of course, she was an amateur and he was the best street magician in years.
He closed his eyes for a bit, pretending to think about the cards. When he was finished, Roman flicked his wrist, quickly fanning the cards out in front of him. “Do you see your card?”
Shaking her head, she batted her eyelashes at him flirtatiously. “No,” she said, still smiling.
Roman grinned. “Then I guess we’ll have to remedy that,” he replied, throwing the cards into the air. The motion directed the audience’s eyes towards the nearby building and they gasped in awe as the side of the building lit up, revealing her card - seven of diamonds.
They all clapped enthusiastically, cheering and whooping for the magic. Roman reveled in it - of course he did, they were clapping and cheering for him, he made that happen, even if it was as simple as simple gets. They were smiling because of him.
Somewhere else, at the same moment, Logan McKinney was having a great day.
He had already made 500 dollars that day, tricking businessmen into believing he was their new business partner and nicking the cash off of them, but it was the cheating husbands who really brought in the money.
“And sleep,” he said, bringing the woman’s head to his shoulder. “And… back awake.” Logan snapped his fingers and the woman jolted up.
He held up a twenty dollar bill. “If you can take this out of my hands, you can have it.” She reached forward but couldn’t grab it, as her fingers were laced together, unable to move. She laughed and Logan grinned back at her, pocketing the twenty dollars. “Alright, I’ll make it easier on you. Just tell me your name,” he teased, watching her struggle to even get the words out.
“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’ll set you right in a minute, but right now I think it’s your husband’s turn…” Logan turned to the man. “Let’s see what I can discover.”
The man waved his hands in front of his face. “I - I - that’s unnecessary, sir - “
“No, no, I think you’ll find it’s quite necessary - well, for me, of course - but really, the chance you’ll die from mentalism is infinitesimal, so don’t worry…” He laughed. “Anyways,” Logan continued, staring into his mark’s eyes, “I see… a beach? In… Florida?”
The man tried to look away from Logan’s eyes as he muttered, clearly embarrassed, “It was a business trip.”
Logan tilted his head to the side. “I mean, yes, technically it’s business… What’s her name?” He began listing off letters, stopping when the man jerked ever so slightly backward at “J”. Smirking, Logan turned to the side and started to pace. “J, huh? Maybe Jean, Jane, Janet -”
The man made another jerking motion.
“Janet? Who’s Janet?” Logan glanced over to the man’s wife, who was, through gritted teeth, mumbling something that sounded like “sister”. “Your sister? That’s quite the affair, my friend.”
He sighed. “Listen, I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but - “
“But I can make it all go away!” Logan gave the man a lopsided smile. “For the low, low fee of… oh, let’s make it 300.”
“Dollars?”
Logan raised an eyebrow. “I know all your secrets. I know things you haven’t even thought about in years… so yeah, let’s make it 350 for my troubles. And,” he drawled, “as the icing on the cake, let’s fix this whole debacle. Every time you think of Janet,” he placed a hand on the man’s head, “you will think of me. Hopefully, that should be enough.”
He backed up, putting the 350 dollars in his pocket, and snapped his fingers. The woman’s head jerked up, confused. Logan smiled apologetically at her and said, “I guess you just can’t be hypnotised. I’m sorry, ma’am, it just doesn’t work on some people…” he trailed off, winking at her husband. He glowered at Logan, placing a hand on his wife’s shoulder as they walked away.
On a boat in New York City, Patton Wilder was about to lose a lot of money.
Of course, they were going to get it back, but it was all in good fun, really, the loss of it. If they never lost it, someone was bound to catch on.
They jumped up onto the front of the boat. “Hello, amazing travelers! I’ve got a simple magic trick for you - simple for me, not simple for you, of course - and if you can figure out how I’ve done it, I’ll give you 100 dollars. Promise.”
The crowd murmured amongst themselves as Patton smiled to themself, pulling a spoon out of their pocket. “I am going to bend this spoon with my mind!” they yelled, causing the crowd to cheer.
They brought their hand up to the side, pretending to force it to bend as they twisted the stem between their fingers.
The crowd cheered, and Patton smiled, basking in it until some guy in a beanie with tastefully expensive glasses walked up and grabbed the spoon out of his hand, showing the rest of the people gathered on the boat the obvious falsity of the trick. He turned to the crowd, waving Patton’s spoon around. “It’s fake!” The man spun back around, holding out his hand. “I believe you owe me some money?”
Patton raised an eyebrow, handing over the hundred dollars - and slyly undoing his watch as they did. “A promise is a promise,” they said, patting the man on the back as they reached into his pocket and removed his wallet. They then nodded to their victim and walked off, speeding up once they were out of the man’s sight.
As Patton jumped off the boat back onto the dock, they heard their mark yell out, “That man! He stole my wallet!”
Patton turned around, affronted. “How dare you assume I’m a man, sir?” they called, giggling as they ran off yet again, enjoying the cacophony raised behind them.
And in a Las Vegas nightclub, Virgil May Reeves was about to die.
Well, only for about ten seconds. But still. Dead.
He hopped up on the third tier of the stage, waving to the audience. “You’ve been so good to me tonight, I don’t know how I can leave!” he called, as they whooped and cheered for him. “Alright, alright. I’ve got one last trick. I’m gonna jump in this tank, save myself, and if I can’t get out in 60 seconds, well, the piranhas will take care of me.” He gestured to the giant cage above him as the crowd gasped.
“Well, let’s get me chained up, shall we? A man’s gotta have his handcuffs, trust me,” Virgil said, winking. “Now, come on, this is getting boring. We’ve got death to defy, people!”
He smiled out at the crowd and shimmied his hips a bit before the platform dropped out from underneath him and he was plunged into the water below.
Virgil made a show of undoing the first handcuff before he dove to the bottom to try and pull out the locks. As he realized he couldn’t undo it, hr started banging on the glass, screaming for help. The crowd tried to help, but the shatterproof glass refused to break.
As the seconds ticked down, Virgil finally managed to get the locks dislodged from the grate and kicked off the bottom, only for the piranhas to drop right as he breached the surface of the water.
People screamed as the water turned red, Virgil’s body disappearing out of view. The panic continued until someone in the back yelled out, “This is crazy! What kind of sick sadist invented this?”, then burst into laughter as the crowd parted around them to reveal Virgil himself. He grinned widely, giving the crowd around him high-fives.
!!!! This is so good! Each of them is casted so well!
“How dare you assume I’m a man, sir!” Is such an iconic line
oh my GOODNESS, a Now You See Me AU? sign me UP!! This was great! You cast them PERFECTLY, nonbinary Patton is giving me LIFE, and I can’t help but wonder who a certain FBI agent is going to be? ;)
hey guys come look at my absolute SON @adultmorelikeadolt‘s newest au which is absolutely CASH MONEY if i do say so mys e l f
Holy shit! Sanders Sides crossed with my favourite movie??? And you wrote it so well I’m sha k in g please tag me in any future writing!
Bury the Body
I swear I’m gonna stop making new AUs one day. This is not that day. Based on these prompts from @sandersidesquotes right here: 1 2 3.
Let’s go Serial Killer AU!
TW: Murder, blood, stabbings, arson, causal mentions of killing people
Words: 3854
Summary: Logan is a serial killer and he’s not the only one.
General Taglist: @felicianoromano @jemthebookworm @holliberries @stricken-with-clairvoyancy
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To be honest the day had gone great. Exceeding so. He had gotten the promotion he had been after for the past year and received the nice raise that had come with the new position. He no longer had to sit in a tiny cubical and listen to Jeff from two cubicles over have phone sex with his secret girlfriend that his wife didn’t know a thing about. And, sure, the new workload was strenuous, but that made his nights out so much more entertaining, so much more fun.
It was a science. A science that Logan had perfected at sixteen. The more stress he had, the more the bat felt right when it cracked against the skull of his latest victim.
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This is…oh. My. God.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read from the description of such little details people skip. From how you described all four of them, how it was just smooth transitioning. How you described such little details in Logan’s life. The attire. The atmosphere. How each character is different. The fucking twins. How they all want to kill each other, not joining up and being a gang of serial killers, but actually wanting to go after each other.
I. Fucking. Love. This!
I am sucker for this type of genre and I fucking love every little thing you put into this and I just- ITS AMAIZNG! THE WORK YOU PUT INTO IT AND HOW PRECISE THEY ARE IN THEIR WORK AND THEIR WEAPONS! I LOVE IT ALL! THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME AND JUST THANK YOU!
Woah this was so dark but so so good!!! Their characterisations and interactions had me on the edge of my seat this was wild. Am very intrigued, can’t wait to see how this progresses if you continue it :D
Ashley does a shooting star meme even though it’s 2019 to try and show her appreciation for the support she’s been given
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Loki mourns the death of his mother
Tom Hiddleston and Rene Russo in ‘Thor: The Dark World’, (2013). Dir. Alan Taylor.
been noticing a recurring theme amongst my favorite villain characters
cold, calculated, well-dressed mastermind
and their chaotic, mustached, disaster companion/partner
Virgil had to have learned it from somewhere
He was a part of The Dark Sides for a while
Come on guys, I can't be the only one
Gay ships that have the same energy
•Klance
•Solangelo
•Snowbaz
•Erasermic
•Wolfstar
•Kitty
•Prinxiety
•Fierrochase
Please add to this list if I’ve missed any
I’ve gone to the point of no return.
Me: Wow. I really enjoy the non-multishipper life. I adore Prinxiety so much, it’s one of the cutest ships I’ve ever been devoted to, and I don’t see myself falling out of it anytime soon. Sure, I love Logicality, but not to the same degree, i’m afraid!.. Virgil and Roman are just so ADORABLE with each other.. I can’t possibly imagine what it’s like to be a multishipper, it must be so chao-
Roceit: Hi~
Me: ohno
Demus: HIIII I I I IIII I I I
me:
OH N O