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Hi! Imma be your Aunt now, okay?  Proud Libra and Slytherpuff. Pronouns are she/her. Proud Bisexual Fae. Writing blog is @teastainsandcookiecrumbs Header art by Luarpice. Icon by singa2002 on deviantart

[sm-baby]

Okay so

Anyone who reblogs this gets a made up creature based off their blog.

This is so I can draw something when art block hits.

[starving-dropartist]

Doopy doo

[winchestersmeetdemons]

reblogging to rebel against art block

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[bittersweetbonbon]

bizarre neurodivergence things

Nesting

Hoarding things

Taking things apart

Wandering

Shitty memory

Needing pressure on your body to sleep

[authenticautistic]

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

[no-spoons-given-deactivated2018]

Fucking mood

[glittercontusion]

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

[sludgecoffee]

I support this theory!

[allllltheautism]

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

[brownie-aunt]

I offer blankets, my sherlock themed pusheen, the perks of being a wallflower because we need to watch it and the promise of cuddles at your shrine.

ACCEPTED GET IN HERE YOU AMAZING STARSHINE YOU WIGJWFJWFWFJGJWUGWWUTWUTWUTTUWUTWWITITWITWWUTSJGSJGSGKKXGXKHJGDJTXJXGJXGJGX

[korpiklani]

Im a god/goddess, what offers do you leave at my shrine?

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Ooooo please?

[brownie-aunt]

Ignore the fact that you could literally show up to my shrine with a piece of dog doo and I'll accept it

[raiain]

the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic

illustrated by purutsukid

[sk-1522]

[da5haexowin]

New Ask Game

What John Mulaney quote best describes me?

[brownie-aunt]

Lantern, maple

Lantern: how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other? 

This doesn't say about my irl best friend or my online best friend so gonna do both. 

How I met my irl best friends: first best friend is a gal I'm gonna call B. I met her through another one of my friend's who I later dated and broke up with cause she was abusive. B is a super sweet girl if a bit of a thot and I wouldn't trade her for the world. B was also one of my first kisses and one of the reasons I found out I was bi. I met both of my other best friends, A and C, in geometry class. We were all freshmen, went through shit together, C got me into field hockey where I became (and still am) team mom, and the rest is history. I would kill for A, B, and C, and I like to think they'd kill for me. 

How I met my online best friend: imma just go ahead and say it's my lovely qpp Ki @shadowsfromthesun. I met her through a discord chat and my immediate reaction was "oh shit she's amazing don't screw this up". And so I didn't talk to her really until January of this year when I was sick over new years. Turned out we had a lot in common including creating cursed words, screaming musical lyrics at each other and being incredibly awkward. One thing led to another, and now we're in a qpr and I couldn't be happier. Love you Starshine ♡♡♡

Maple: is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did? 

I've always wanted to try wood carving or metal working but I've never had the time... 

[serialoddities-blog]

autumnal asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

bonfire - describe your dream house.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? 

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

[softestvirgil]

Pls,,,

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna get a black cat and a white cat and name them Inky and The Brain.

[brownie-aunt]

Bloody brilliant

[villager-noises]

Get to know me

Is your favorite color a primary or secondary color?

Are you happy with where you live?

Would you rather have 8 brothers or 8 sisters?

Spring or autumn?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you like your middle name?

Big dogs or small dogs?

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

What’s the most inexplicable thing you have experienced?

Do you type quickly?

Do you prefer paper tests or tests taken on computers?

What’s your favorite book?

What‘s the shortest your hair has ever been?

Have you ever cut your own hair?

How many times have you broken a bone?

When was the first time you got stitches?

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Spicy or sour?

If you had to dye your hair, what color would it be? (If your hair is already dyed, what color would you change it to?)

When’s the last time you cried?

What’s the last thing you saved up to buy?

Name something you regret buying.

Least favorite emoji?

Favorite food?

Do you have any unusual pets?

How many cousins do you have?

How old were you when you learned that Santa was not real?

Out of context, what’s the weirdest item you own?

When’s the last time you wore a dress?

Do you like bugs?

[hiddendreamer67]

Hi can you tell I’m bored yet

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Please? I could really use the distraction!

[ace-and-aro-wlw-positivity]

Hey y’all, with Asexual Awareness Week coming up (Oct 21-27th this year) here are a few things to remember!

• Asexuals are part of the LGBTQ+ community

• Asexuality is real

• Aces can choose not to celebrate/participate in any way

• Aces have every right to be proud of their identity

• Aces are lgbt+ regardless of their romantic orientation.

• Aces aren’t “basically straight” or any other complaint exclusionists have

• Asexuality is an orientation just like any other as well as a spectrum

• Greysexuals, Demisexuals, Cupiosexual, etc are all valid and also have a right to celebrate this week

• Ace Men exist

• Nonbinary Aces exist

• Not every Ace is Cis

• Exclusionists/Gatekeepers/etc are not welcome here

• AroAces exist

• Ace WLW exist

• Ace MLM exist

• Ace nblnb / nblm / nblw exist

• Poc Aces exist

• Disabled Aces exist

• Mentally ill Aces exist

• There are Aces of many different races/genders/ages/religions/etc

• Whether you’re an Ace still struggling with their orientation or an Ace who’s proud, or any other type of Ace, Asexual Awareness Week is for you and you’re valid regardless.

Feel free to add on!

[officialwaterfairy]

Science experiment like if you pronounce it ANon reblog if you pronounce it anAhn

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[sopherzzzz]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters

[fathermulcahyofficial]

[milf-zone]

[bog-body-in-training]

@brownie-aunt

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

I’ll start,

G’Day

[richietoaster]

Potholes

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Clowns

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Penitentiary

[leg-stealing-bee]

Tornadoes

[sporkkles-irl]

Born in?: Y'allsehood

Currently living in?: Taters

[postmastered]

born in: cube

living in: orange

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

Cheese

[howdowormsreproduce]

Um???

Hollywood?? Super Expensive land??

[mars-ipan]

cowboy

[bog-body-in-training]

Cowboy

[brownie-aunt]

Weed :/

[brownie-aunt]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY AMAZING SWEET QPP. I LOVE YOU.

ARHJAFNGSSGMGJSSJGSJFJGSJGSDKGLHFKGDGKSSJF THANK YOU STARSHINE I'M AFJAFHHFAAHFSJFJFAHFSAHFJAFJFAAJFAJFJAFAJFJGSJGSSJGJGSJSGJFA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

Y'ALL, HERE'S A FUCKING REMINDER TO GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, EAT BREAKFAST, TAKE A SHOWER IF YOU NEED TO, AND IF YOU CAN'T SHOWER, AT LEAST CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES AND UNDERWEAR, TRUST ME, YOU'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER. MY BINDER WEARING PEEPS, DON'T BIND TOO LONG, GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. ANYONE FEELING REALLY DYSPHORIC MAY COME TO ME FOR COOKIES AND COMFORT. TRY TO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS, JUST TAKE 5 MINUTES, FOLD THE LAUNDRY THAT'S BEEN SITTING IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WHILE, TRY GOING FOR A WALK AND GET SOME FRESH AIR. LAST THING BEFORE I GO, Y'ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL, Y'ALL ARE WORTH IT, NOW GO OUT THERE AND SLAY FOR DAYS. TAKE IT EASY GUYS, GALS, AND NONBINARY PALS, PEACE OUT!