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Bisexual. Bilingual. Bicaffeinated. Beef. | Bisexuel. Bilingue. Bicaféiné. Boeuf.

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 17… Authentication failed: too many unresolved thoughts. Looking like the algorithm just asked me to prove I am not a spreadsheet. The grid says efficient. The eyes say “define efficient.”

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My work computer gets me…😏🐻🧔🏻‍♂️🖤💛🧡🤎🤍

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Happy International Drag Day! Today we celebrate the art, power, and sheer fabulousness of drag — a living, lip-synching, boundary-breaking expression of identity, creativity, and joy #DragIsArt #DragIsResistance #CelebrateDrag 💃🏻🕺🏻🪩

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 16… Dressed like I know exactly where the footnotes are buried. Cosy academic menace. Calmly seated in the Republic of Too Many Books.

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Bonne fête nationale à la France! 🇫🇷 Comme Canadien, je salue le pays qui a donné au monde « Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité » — puis deux siècles de débats passionnés sur les modalités. Vive le 14 Juillet!

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Happy Non-Binary People’s Day! To everyone living beyond the boxes, bending the binary, and showing the world that gender isn’t either/or — today is for you You are valid You are seen You are enough — exactly as you are #NonBinary #GenderDiverse #TheyThemPower 💛🤍💜🖤⚧️

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 15… Pride lighting, laser focus, no notes. The rainbow said “be gay, do paperwork.” Somewhere between sacred icon and optometrist’s most theatrical appointment.

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 14… The hills are alive with the sound of me becoming everyone’s problem. Dressed for battle, ceremony, or an aggressively emotional municipal parade. Somewhere in the Highlands, a sheep has filed a noise complaint.

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 13… Emerald green satin: because subtlety had the evening off. Somewhere between charming dinner companion and elegantly dressed bad influence. Looking like I know exactly who started the rumour and may have helped with the wording.

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 12… Somewhere between librarian, ghost, and man who knows what happened to the missing file. The records go back centuries. My frown goes back to Monday. The lamp is solitary because even it has established healthy workplace boundaries.

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Making it a mocha instead this morning, in honour of World Chocolate Day today! ☕️🍫💝

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Making it a mocha instead this morning, in honour of World Chocolate Day today! ☕️🍫💝

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 11… Slightly misaligned, heavily pigmented, broadly representative. Calm, cool, and printed with the charming imprecision of democracy itself. Looking like the cover of an underground magazine devoted entirely to committee reform.

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Just a Canadian boy trading his maple leaf for your stars and stripes today Happy Independence Day to my U.S. fans…consider this your favorite northern export crashing the party 😏🇨🇦🇺🇸

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Fun with AI headshots, vol. 10… A face from another century, still waiting for people to cite their sources. Old-master dignity, modern administrative fatigue. Suitable for a museum, a banknote, or the frontispiece of an unnecessarily stern memoir.