Genuine Me 🌹

* Ruby * 22 * This is my distraction so I don't panic about responsibilities.

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president

[ghfhghbmnbmn-deactivated2014032]

school reblog if you cried 

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[princess-of-lore]

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[bakwaaas]

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

[velinxi]

Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry

[valtsv]

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

[valtsv]

me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*

monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

[valtsv]

me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?

monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!

me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.

monkey brain:

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

[stimman4000]

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[bundibird]

W H A T

[malinasmoothie]

W H A T

[damn-shawty]

W H A T

[hoardofhyperfixations]

W H A T

[catchymemes]

“My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

[ap-kinda-lit]

Mom priorities

[hyratel]

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

[magicalinspo]

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

[ginger-ale-official]

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[haiyaxai-deactivated20151103]

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Project Gutenberg

[crystalgarbage-blog]

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

[referencesforartists]

not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend

[amplifytheworld-blog]

REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.

[inunchartedwaters-deactivated20]

friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon

[ruinedchildhood]