[axel-d0rland0]

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

[mapsontheweb]

Roman Roads of Britain as a Subway Map by Sasha Trubetskoy.

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

any female artist: *makes a song that's lighthearted and fun*

y'all, for some reason: unlike my favorite band, Pasty Boys Singing About Depression and Weed, this isn't REAL music

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

We exist in a terrible movie plot.

[yekkes]

How do I say this… the military isn’t valid

[chrisdornerfanclub]

Did the United States military do something problematic???? Uwu

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

I hate to agree with these Antifa cunts but…

[yekkes]

But?

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

They right though

[yekkes]

Source?

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

I reblogged this from an Anarcho-Communist blog and you aren’t my fuckin 8th grade English teacher.

I have no textual evidence. I’m tired of my tax dollars being used to kill brown people.

[yekkes]

Good job! That’s the correct answer. This antifa cunt gives you a 🌟 gold star :3

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

This is literally a meme from a portable spatoon company

This is cancerous in essence.

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[yekkes]

How do I say this… the military isn’t valid

[chrisdornerfanclub]

Did the United States military do something problematic???? Uwu

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

I hate to agree with these Antifa cunts but…

[yekkes]

But?

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

They right though

[yekkes]

Source?

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

I reblogged this from an Anarcho-Communist blog and you aren't my fuckin 8th grade English teacher.

I have no textual evidence. I'm tired of my tax dollars being used to kill brown people.

[keatonpatti]

Secret Service

“Hello?” “Are you Tom Smith?” “Yes.” “We’re with the Secret Service. You recently posted that you wanted to kill the President on Twitter. We take comments like that very seriously.” “Oh my God.” “Can we ask you a question?” “Yes, certainly. I, uh, it wasn’t. I mean,I didn’t-” “Mr. Smith, all we want to know is one thing: will you really do it? Please? For us.” “What?” “Will you really kill him? If so, we can arrange to all be ‘missing’ when it happens.” “Uh…I was just angry when I tweeted that. I’ve never killed a person before.” “It’s easy. It’s just like killing a gator.” “I’ve never killed a gator.” “Oh, well killing a gator is just like killing a kookaburra.” “Is that a real thing?” “Yeah, it’s a bird.” “What a funny name for a bird. Anyway, I’ve never killed one.” “Well killing a kookaburra is just like killing a little child’s hopes and dreams.” “Oh! I do that all the time to my son!” “Great! Then you can kill a kookaburra, which means you can kill a gator, which means you can kill a person, which means you can kill the President!” “Wow.” “Come with us and we can get started.” “Right now? Okay! One sec. Hey, son! Know how I said I’d take you to the zoo today?” “Yeah, dad! Going to the zoo with my papa is my one true hope and dream!” The father smiled at the Secret Service members.

[theonion]

WASHINGTON—Citing today’s announcement that transgendered individuals would be banned from serving in any capacity in the United States armed forces, numerous sources within the Trump administration expressed a deep sense of concern Wednesday that the president was burning through minority scapegoats at an unsustainable rate. “I was hoping we’d be able to keep the transgender community in our back pockets for at least another year, but we’re barely six months into the first term and the president goes and wastes that card on military overspending and unpreparedness—we just can’t keep up this kind of pace,” Chief of Staff Reince Priebus reportedly told top advisors in a closed-door meeting this morning, sharing his concern that President Trump had already used the nation’s Hispanics and Muslims as targets of blame for all of the country’s criminal problems and terrorist threats, respectively. “We’ve got to make it through three and a half more years, and there are only so many minorities we can pin the country’s issues on. At this rate, we’ll be holding gay parents responsible for our cultural decline by October and targeting Jews for economic stagnation by the end of this year. Who the hell are we going to hit after that when we get into another crisis? Christ, this is bad.” Priebus reportedly took some solace, however, upon being reminded that the nation’s black community was always available as a suitable fallback scapegoat for any conceivable social or political ill whenever the Trump administration needed one.

[unclefather]

This is u

[liberalsarecool]

The defining Trump trait? Cowards.

[Unable to detect their own glaring stupidity, a close second]

[chunkytherecoveringjunkie]

It's actually around 6,000 to 8,000 but fair point.

Another statistic is that Trump dodged the draft five times.

[crust-ghost]

[itsk-tanafsu]

[b-e-n-d-e-r-7]

This is the most unexpected thing and I love it

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Dnd in a nutshell

[jemthecrystalgem]

DM: *sigh* You roll to bend the WOODEN door.

Player: *rolls* Critical 20.

DM: ….so you bend the door-

[irategamer-blog1]

in the blu-ray editions of star wars they added an extra rock in front of r2-d2 in one scene

[mariomarc]

I just don’t get it

This adds nothing

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

what are you talking about it adds a rock