what the fuck

if you know, you know

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Bones: when i get murdered can you make sure nobody solves the case?

Bee: what??

Bones: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

kay: i'm more concerned with the "when"

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kay: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefor insects. Discuss.

Limei: I think you're going to stop leading homeroom now

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Pearl: full fruit trees in peoples yards are more tempting to me than a man could ever be.

Bones: this is why we got kicked out of fucking eden you hoes cant follow the rules

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Pearl: did you guys pick up eggs like I asked?

Bones: even better!

Pearl: what

Bee, holding up a chicken: her names Shitface

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Pearl: i made tea.

Bones: i dont want tea.

Pearl: the teas not for you its my tea

Bones: then why did you tell me if youre not going to give me tea

Pearl: i thought you didnt want tea

Bones: i don't want tea i just dont know why you told me

Pearl: its a conversation starter

Bones: thats a shitty conversation starter 

Pearl: well we're conversing checkmate asshole

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Bee: so, uh, there's this fair this weekend, and I was thinking-

Pearl: what a bizarre sensation that must have been for you

Bee:

Pearl:

Bee: just shut the fuck up and go on a date with me

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kay: does this outfit make me look short?

Bones: no

Bones: standing next to me makes you look short

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Bones: [lying face down on the floor, not moving]

Pearl: ...whats going on

Bones, muffled: me time

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Bee: you know, when i said 'bring me back something from the beach' i meant, like... a seashell

Pearl, struggling to hold a seagull: fucking say that next time

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Bee: be careful

Pearl: always am

Bee: respectfully disagree

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Bones: i refuse

Bee: you cant just do that to water??

Bones: survival isn't my top priority right now

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Bee: Bones always looks so composed, I wonder how they do it

Bones, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f

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Bones: I have an idea

Bee: a good one?

Bones: lets not get ahead of ourselves

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Kay: is that a harmonica?

Pearl, holding her violin: yes

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Bee: Hello, girlfriend, who i am dating and have been dating for a long amount of time, and am romantically involved with. 

Pearl, leaning over to bones: are they flirting with me

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pearl: I constantly act like a bitch, and it sucks. I’m sort of a mean friend.

bee:

kay:

bones:

pearl: “no you’re not pearl, we still love you pearl”

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bones: good morning, cruel world

bee: isn’t the phrase ‘goodbye’?

bones: the world may be cruel but i’m still fucking kickin’