shizun is love, shizun is life

surely no one's taken this userna--oh no

[sunstung]

this disciple is liking a hissy little kitten

au where shen jiu was picked up by linguang jun instead of wu yanzi

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[sunstung]

these immortal masters have stumbled upon quite the interesting specimen

jiuzhiyuan

commission for sugarlime on Bluesky!

[red-garden]

Not enough Liu Qingge tripping and falling into wife plots. Let’s melt his clothes at embarrassing times. Dunk him in truth potion lake. Give him magic hypothermia that can only be cured by sharing body heat and qi with the person you have feelings for (in the nude ofc). Make him a wet, wet cat of a man where every day is the hardest day of his life and the only thing that would make it better is being allowed to sleep on Shen Yuan’s warm, plush bosom.

[mintaiey]

Modern AU

[jeusus]

Started vol. 3 so Case File Compendium practice, to see how they feel. @talk-danmei-to-me this is for you =)

[httpwanning]

Meatbun boys

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bytedykes]

[ID: Scum Villain doodle. Shen Qingqiu walks with a flat expression, while Luo Binghe lays face down on the floor clutching at the hems of his robes. /end ID]

[ceramicrambles]

Shen Jiu sneaks poison into his Qi-ge’s tea each morning and the cure is always in his mouth each night. If Qi-ge forgets to kiss him then he’ll die. What else is his mouth good for? >:(

Yue Qingyuan of course knows, and makes sure to get the cure each night. Thoroughly.

[allpiesforourown]

Curse where shen yuan can feel every emotion binghe feels and vice versa and I know this could go into some really angsty territory but

Shen Yuan: no binghe you cant hold my dick while I pee- oh God why do I suddenly want to cry and throw up so badly . Are you serious

[maadrut]

character development

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Thanks for clarifying, I was going to start saying out loud. I will start saying "skill check failed" instead.

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Cumplane and their Cold Ass Big Titty Goth Wife™

🧊🥒🐹

For @xxmiserysmilesxx

[thericene]

Genuinely so obsessed with their dynamic even before they transmigrate