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barbie is Bi.
Of course sheâs bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt
the B in LGBT stands for Barbie
Letâs not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that sheâs just being an ally will have to fight me
At least we still have Bi Barbie
Remember: you canât spell BarBIe without Bi!
<3 I hope Barbie and her girlfriends are doing okay right now <3
Barbie is also poly-amorous and ken is absolutely ok with this. Evidence:Â
Heâs Kenâs buddyâąïž
just bros bein guys bein dudes amiright
Real telepathy would turn any telepath insane as they are hit with a wave of boring internal commentary and all the songs everyone has stuck in their heads.
Perpetual AM Radio
So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other dayâŠ
âŠand y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.
So many skin tones!
PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!
NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!
A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!
IâM NOT DONE, THERE IS A PHOTO LIMIT!
LOOK AT THIS PROFESSIONAL LADY!
SO MANY SKIN TONES AND BODY TYPES AND LOOK AT THAT MERMAN!!!
FRECKLES!!!
Y'all, Iâm justâŠso so happy.
Iâm 35 years old and Iâve never seen a Barbie that looked like me, and then there I am as a Barbie in a purple sweater with thick thighs and evenly proportioned boobs and pink hair and a cat.
I can only imagine how other girls must feel.
Nicely done, Mattel. Nicely done!
Mattel also just announced some new Barbie dolls who have wheelchairs or prosthetic limbs!!!
Like screw anything calling this âpolitically correct,â this is what the real world literally is. And the worldâs population of children is just as diverse as its adults. Kids deserve to see themselves represented. As a disabled person myself, I canât tell you how much this would have meant to me as a little girl.
BRO HAVE YâALL SEEN THE NEWLY RELEASED ONES
IM SOBBING
YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT!!!
I only ever saw the one disabled Barbie but their is at least two! And look a ramp!
the OP was made a year ago so for fun I went to check what theyâre new dolls were
Guys⊠Even being confident there would be even MORE added to the barbie range of dollsâŠ. I was not prepared.
I am about to image spam you so forgive but thereâs just SO MUCH
holy shit. Iâm like⊠not even a doll person and so many of these I want!
Thereâs LITERALLY too many to add
(who is she?)
Plus sized Barbie with DIMPLES
They actually have a barbie with albinism and bothered to give her a proper face-sculpt!
This one looks like she could kill me instantly if she made direct eye-contact
This oneâs smile is just KILLING me
Nubian girl because weâre not messing around
Also⊠this doll does not have any name on the product listing nor on the packaging so this might just be me butâŠ. help me out here guys⊠is this.. âŠ.is this a non-binary barbie? Am I presuming too much or is that what Iâm looking at here??
Also final note. Just to REALLY drill this all home, Barbie has some photos of kids playing with the dolls and
Ironically, Barbie did not come to play around.
Also Iâm obsessed with this Sally Ride doll
Barbie never played around, barbie played for keeps, why do you think she works so hard in so many fields?
if any of yâall think this is overkill:
i babysat the sweetest little girl who was in a hot pink wheelchair. it was almost brand new, and she was just so excited to finally have a good wheelchair!! the day i walked into the house after sheâd gotten it, she wheeled over to me with the biggest smile and said âit doesnât hurt my back anymore!!â
for her birthday, i got her a barbie doll who looked a lot like her (it was the one with vitiligo) and a little barbie wheelchair and a few other accessories because who doesnât like accessories?
apparently sheâd had a white doll for a while and of course loved her doll but when she saw not only the one with vitiligo but also the wheelchair? and she put that little doll into the wheelchair and pushed her around a bit on the table? she looked up at me and burst into tears, grinning from ear to ear, and murmured to me âsheâs like me. i didnât know there were ones like meâ and lemme tell you i nearly broke down right then and there and i gave her the warmest smile and hug i could muster up and her parents called me a few months later (iâd stopped babysitting because they didnât have money to pay and wouldnât allow me to babysit for little/free like i offered because i knew they both were searching for jobs and couldnât be around their kid much bc interviews) and they just thanked me, their daughter was âso happy to have a doll like her that she carried the barbie around with her all the timeâ. they hadnât been able to afford the doll and were actually saving up for a wheelchair at least.
this isnât overkill.
this is giving kids a doll like themself. this is showing them that they arenât weird or irregular or not normal. this is showing kids that others who are different from them, others who do have a prosthetic or a wheelchair or dark skin or vitiligo, that those kids arenât weird. if a little girl sees a barbie in a wheelchair, sheâll just think âoh thatâs my friend!!â and be exposed to the fact that these âdifferentâ kids are kids too, friends and acquaintances and not people to be mocked or bullied.
So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other dayâŠ
âŠand y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.
So many skin tones!
PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!
NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!
A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!
IâM NOT DONE, THERE IS A PHOTO LIMIT!
LOOK AT THIS PROFESSIONAL LADY!
SO MANY SKIN TONES AND BODY TYPES AND LOOK AT THAT MERMAN!!!
FRECKLES!!!
Y'all, Iâm justâŠso so happy.
Iâm 35 years old and Iâve never seen a Barbie that looked like me, and then there I am as a Barbie in a purple sweater with thick thighs and evenly proportioned boobs and pink hair and a cat.
I can only imagine how other girls must feel.
Nicely done, Mattel. Nicely done!
Mattel also just announced some new Barbie dolls who have wheelchairs or prosthetic limbs!!!
Like screw anything calling this âpolitically correct,â this is what the real world literally is. And the worldâs population of children is just as diverse as its adults. Kids deserve to see themselves represented. As a disabled person myself, I canât tell you how much this would have meant to me as a little girl.
BRO HAVE YâALL SEEN THE NEWLY RELEASED ONES
IM SOBBING
YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT!!!
I only ever saw the one disabled Barbie but their is at least two! And look a ramp!
the OP was made a year ago so for fun I went to check what theyâre new dolls were
Guys⊠Even being confident there would be even MORE added to the barbie range of dollsâŠ. I was not prepared.
I am about to image spam you so forgive but thereâs just SO MUCH
holy shit. Iâm like⊠not even a doll person and so many of these I want!
Thereâs LITERALLY too many to add
(who is she?)
Plus sized Barbie with DIMPLES
They actually have a barbie with albinism and bothered to give her a proper face-sculpt!
This one looks like she could kill me instantly if she made direct eye-contact
This oneâs smile is just KILLING me
Nubian girl because weâre not messing around
Also⊠this doll does not have any name on the product listing nor on the packaging so this might just be me butâŠ. help me out here guys⊠is this.. âŠ.is this a non-binary barbie? Am I presuming too much or is that what Iâm looking at here??
Also final note. Just to REALLY drill this all home, Barbie has some photos of kids playing with the dolls and
Ironically, Barbie did not come to play around.
Also Iâm obsessed with this Sally Ride doll
Barbie never played around, barbie played for keeps, why do you think she works so hard in so many fields?
if any of yâall think this is overkill:
i babysat the sweetest little girl who was in a hot pink wheelchair. it was almost brand new, and she was just so excited to finally have a good wheelchair!! the day i walked into the house after sheâd gotten it, she wheeled over to me with the biggest smile and said âit doesnât hurt my back anymore!!â
for her birthday, i got her a barbie doll who looked a lot like her (it was the one with vitiligo) and a little barbie wheelchair and a few other accessories because who doesnât like accessories?
apparently sheâd had a white doll for a while and of course loved her doll but when she saw not only the one with vitiligo but also the wheelchair? and she put that little doll into the wheelchair and pushed her around a bit on the table? she looked up at me and burst into tears, grinning from ear to ear, and murmured to me âsheâs like me. i didnât know there were ones like meâ and lemme tell you i nearly broke down right then and there and i gave her the warmest smile and hug i could muster up and her parents called me a few months later (iâd stopped babysitting because they didnât have money to pay and wouldnât allow me to babysit for little/free like i offered because i knew they both were searching for jobs and couldnât be around their kid much bc interviews) and they just thanked me, their daughter was âso happy to have a doll like her that she carried the barbie around with her all the timeâ. they hadnât been able to afford the doll and were actually saving up for a wheelchair at least.
this isnât overkill.
this is giving kids a doll like themself. this is showing them that they arenât weird or irregular or not normal. this is showing kids that others who are different from them, others who do have a prosthetic or a wheelchair or dark skin or vitiligo, that those kids arenât weird. if a little girl sees a barbie in a wheelchair, sheâll just think âoh thatâs my friend!!â and be exposed to the fact that these âdifferentâ kids are kids too, friends and acquaintances and not people to be mocked or bullied.
ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isnât about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?
Angelica canât fucking fight. The only girl sheâs ever scalped was Cynthia, and thatâs cause sheâs inanimate.
Angelica just acts hard cause sheâs around literal babies all the time who canât challenge her, thatâs why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, sheâs the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.
Someone in facebook also posted this too
Omg
Mediglyphics
This shitâs infuriating
Oh, this is a type of shorthand!
There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.
As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.
Letâs break one of the words down:
Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in âatrophiedâ are present. But why no âoâ vowel, and why is âphâ written as âfâ?
Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the âaâ at the start being present), or like in the âiâ in âatrophiedâ, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isnât written. In âatrophiedâ if the the âiâ isnât written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a âfudâ, âfadâ, âfodâ or âfidâ sound, for example.
Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an âfâ instead of a âphâ.
So in actuality, these arenât just meaningless scribbles - itâs Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.
Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, itâs been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!
Isnât language amazing~?
I HAD NO IDEA
IT FEELS LIKE A VEIL HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY EYES
Oh so itâs not just a PhD in chickenscratch
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i donât know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they werenât real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen arenât real
really not liking what youâre implying buddy
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Reblog to let him know that members of this community appreciate and care about the kindhearted person he is more than weâll ever care about his hair.Â
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Oh wow look I did art
me: i donât cry easily
needle felted mouse:
me:
Iâm here for the girls who started out as overly invested straight allies. Iâm here for the girls who kissed other girls as a joke/when they were drunk/to piss people off. Iâm here for the girls who didnât realize they liked girls and kept dating boys. Iâm here for the girls who like girls and still date boys. Iâm here for the girls who donât have a romantic or traumatic coming out story. Iâm here for the girls who realized âoh fuck, maybe Iâm just actually gayâ and life went on as usual. Iâm here for the girls who think they arenât valid because hey donât have enough gay experiences. You are real and you are beautiful and I love you.
tips for driving down back roads at night
check to make sure all of your headlight bulbs are working before you depart from your starting location. not only are broken headlights against the law, you could potentially be blindly stumbling into some dangerous territory. the more area you can see, the better. the last thing you want is to be stuck on their land.
do not let your eyes linger on the wheat fields. some have reported a sudden drop in temperature in their car. some have spoken of a tugging sensation coming from the fields. some have claimed they saw the devil himself grinning back. you do not want to find out what lurks within the wheat fields.
if you happen to come across a hitchhiker, check for wounds or anything out of the ordinary on their person. if their eyes reflect your headlights, drive faster. do not stop under any circumstances. do not slow down until you are absolutely sure they cannot catch up to you. they are not human.
do not slow down or stop to marvel at the cottage in the forest. do not go inside or get out of your car. you will not return unscathed.
if you see yellow eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the ravens.
if you see red eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the crows.
if you see green eyes watching you from the corn, get out of there as fast as you possibly can. they will follow you. they will hunt you down.
objects in your side mirrors indeed seem closer than they look. donât glance over too often, though. they come nearer with every look.
the creatures in the woods are rumored to attack pickup trucks more often than any other type of automobile. make sure all of your windows are shut and your truck bed is empty and uncovered if you drive one. you wouldnât want to ferry one of them home without knowing.
do not stare at the empty, broken-down cars on the side of the road. they do not welcome the gazes of strangers. it is best if you only say a quick prayer for them and drive on. you do not want to be next.
the radio may spit out some inaudible blubber occasionally. white noise may come through for a few seconds before reverting back to what you were listening to. just convince yourself youâre driving through a spot with patchy satellite signal. donât mind what theyâre saying through the static. ignorance is bliss.
some travelers claim they often hear shrieking while they are driving. contrary to popular belief, they do not want to hurt you. they are just playing tricks on you. just donât slow down. just donât stop.
whatever you do, donât fall asleep. pull into a rest stop, at least. do not fall asleep on the side of the road. you may not wake up again.
the witching hour does not apply when youâre on the road. they roam after sunset. they are bloodthirsty. stay aware of your surroundings.
that stain on the grass over there was definitely from a deer. donât think too much about it.
right?
not everything that you can see is real.
not everything that is real you can see.
the devil never sleeps. he is out for blood. he is nothing like anything youâve ever seen before. you have been warned.
Midwestern screaming out of fear of the unknown
tips for driving down back roads at night
check to make sure all of your headlight bulbs are working before you depart from your starting location. not only are broken headlights against the law, you could potentially be blindly stumbling into some dangerous territory. the more area you can see, the better. the last thing you want is to be stuck on their land.
do not let your eyes linger on the wheat fields. some have reported a sudden drop in temperature in their car. some have spoken of a tugging sensation coming from the fields. some have claimed they saw the devil himself grinning back. you do not want to find out what lurks within the wheat fields.
if you happen to come across a hitchhiker, check for wounds or anything out of the ordinary on their person. if their eyes reflect your headlights, drive faster. do not stop under any circumstances. do not slow down until you are absolutely sure they cannot catch up to you. they are not human.
do not slow down or stop to marvel at the cottage in the forest. do not go inside or get out of your car. you will not return unscathed.
if you see yellow eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the ravens.
if you see red eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the crows.
if you see green eyes watching you from the corn, get out of there as fast as you possibly can. they will follow you. they will hunt you down.
objects in your side mirrors indeed seem closer than they look. donât glance over too often, though. they come nearer with every look.
the creatures in the woods are rumored to attack pickup trucks more often than any other type of automobile. make sure all of your windows are shut and your truck bed is empty and uncovered if you drive one. you wouldnât want to ferry one of them home without knowing.
do not stare at the empty, broken-down cars on the side of the road. they do not welcome the gazes of strangers. it is best if you only say a quick prayer for them and drive on. you do not want to be next.
the radio may spit out some inaudible blubber occasionally. white noise may come through for a few seconds before reverting back to what you were listening to. just convince yourself youâre driving through a spot with patchy satellite signal. donât mind what theyâre saying through the static. ignorance is bliss.
some travelers claim they often hear shrieking while they are driving. contrary to popular belief, they do not want to hurt you. they are just playing tricks on you. just donât slow down. just donât stop.
whatever you do, donât fall asleep. pull into a rest stop, at least. do not fall asleep on the side of the road. you may not wake up again.
the witching hour does not apply when youâre on the road. they roam after sunset. they are bloodthirsty. stay aware of your surroundings.
that stain on the grass over there was definitely from a deer. donât think too much about it.
right?
not everything that you can see is real.
not everything that is real you can see.
the devil never sleeps. he is out for blood. he is nothing like anything youâve ever seen before. you have been warned.
oh and be careful of deer drive safe and don't swerve hehe
Tbh i can't listen to "mama" always. I have to be in some kind of dark, strange mood to actually get the song right.