chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature
sol's soapbox: this request has had me champin at the bit to write for a hot second now HEHE
content warnings: body insecurity, Guy is a big fan of reader's body, biting, kissing, gn!reader
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Ain't no curves Guy Gardner can't handle.
Guy Gardner/Chubby!Reader
Itās not an unfamiliar sight, the posture that you take before the closet mirror. The one of self-deprecative wallowing as you put yourself to the crucible of self-scrutiny.
You know that thereās no benefit to be had in this self-flagellation, as you look at aspects of your body that have carried you through the storied moments of your life. But you canāt help yourself.
You can't stop the search for supposed blemishes, as you look at the curves of your body, the plush of your arms and legs. You can feel the instinctive grimace that already crosses over your face as you continue to regard yourself in profile. As you break yourself down for a life that youāve endeavored to live as best as you can.
This is why youāre not cognizant of the face that appears over your shoulder, growing in greater proximityāat least, not until itās perched directly behind you.
āWhatcha doinā?ā Guy asks, his reflection taking marked inventory of you in far different means.
Thereās a wolfish look to his eyes, teeth showing in appreciative sneer, his hands already taking roaming dissertation of your body: his conclusions all positive, of course. The way that his fingers slink around you, taking crude squeezes to emphasize all the spots that have given you griefā
āGuy,ā You begin with reticent bearings, āHave I gained weight?ā
Guy, in all of his inelegant fashion, is busy burying his nose in the crook of your neck, enjoying the aroma of you. His hands are busying themselves, trying to find how best to unbutton your jeans from behind and finding adequate success.
āSure ya have,ā Guy grunts in quite casual manner, āSomethinā wrong with that?ā
āWell,ā You continue, pressing your own gaze upon the body heās taking detailed work to commit to his grasping fingers, āI just donāt know if it looks good on me.ā
āFuck's tellinā you bullshit like that?ā Guyās head snaps up in the reflection, searches out the sight of your gaze with his own. Unmitigated rage, offense held on your behalf steams clearly through, his grasp growing ever-tighter on the sink of your body.
āNo one,ā You admit, and now your eyes break hold with his own. Take that similar boulevard of self-hatred that youāve become quite familiar with. āI just thoughtāā
āThought what?ā Guy asksāthe anger is gone now, replaced by gruff emphasis.
The grip he holds over you relaxes, those knuckles easing the protracted jut through the housing of his skin.
āThoughtācha werenāt the hottest fuckinā babe I ever got my hands on?ā
The reprieve was temporary, it seemsāagain, it amazes you how nimble and dexterous he can be when he wants to. Especially as his hands encourage their way around your frame, to free you from the terrible stricture of clothes.
āI dunnoāāāYou begin, but thereās a pinch in the sensitive spot above your ribs and you canāt resist the involuntary laugh expelled from you. You writhe in unfettered arms determined to keep you there.
āDunno what?ā Guyās voice is wily as he works your arm around his shoulder so that he can descend the side of your body. You shriek as you feel the rasp of teeth around the soft slope of your side, an animalistic growl that snakes through the grit of his jaw.
āDunno how youāre gonna get outta bed,ā Guy asks as he presses a wet kiss that summons familiar heat to the junction of your legs, āAfter I got my way with you?ā
āWell, IāāāYou begin, because this is starting to sound rather promising, actually.
Guy huffs in unveiled amusement at your erosion of sensibilities. He takes another bite for good measure that renders your defenses weak enough for him to strike.
You donāt know if his physical education training taught him some jujitsuāit has to be some Lantern witchcraft that taught him how to wrangle you around him like this.
But whenever he sweeps you up into his arms in that possessive, proprietary way, that needful heat smoldering in his eyesāyou know he means business.
āHow ābout I show ya how much I like it?ā Guy asks with a broad, wicked grin.
His arms jump to better adjust the princess carry heās relegated you to, leaning in to press his nose, his mouth to drape down your temple, make navigation to the shell of your ear.
āIām real convincinā,ā Guy whispers, before making lewd application of his tongue to your earlobeāyou squirm away from the touch.
āGuy, youāre gross,ā You giggleābut itās not a no. And he knows this, from how his hands school in tighter hold upon you.
āJust how you like āem,ā He boasts, before he starts crucial journey to the bed behind you both. āNow lemme see if I still got that good persuasive streak.ā
You think heāll have you see the light after all.
Thinking about yan! great white shark mer! Bruce Wayneā¦
Working at an aquarium that houses mers is exceptionally rewarding but never more than with Bruce, the white shark mer. He was named after the shark in Jaws in order to bring in visitors but his temperament couldnāt be more different than his namesake. He rarely hassles the fish or other mers in his tank, instead electing to swim and mind his own business. However, that attitude quickly shifts when you get into the tank for any reason. Cleaning the glass? Heās right there behind you, baring his teeth at visitors that have the nerve to wave at you. Trimming the kelp or other macroalgae? Heās circling you and nipping any fish or mers that come close. Heās shockingly tame towards you and will take fish gently from your hand, though that doesnāt dissuade you from still wearing the appropriate chainmail dive suit.
You do your daily training with him, mostly only because he refuses food from any other keeper on any of the teams, and are always pleasantly surprised to see just how intelligent he is. You swim with him once his belly is full and he seems a little sleepy. Your SCUBA gear allows you to stay under the water with him, something that he seems to deeply appreciate as he holds you in a hug and swims around. Unfortunately for you, youāre also the only human that he allows in the tank, something that your supervisors found out about after eight separate trainers were almost mauled after entering the water. To you though, heās a perfect sweetheart. He performs all of his medical behaviors perfectly, as long as youāre the one to give the commands and do all of the checks, and is an absolute delight when it comes to putting on shows. You get hefty raise after hefty raise after aquarium attendance spikes and your bosses realize that youāre not going to have a single day off in the foreseeable future.
All of the more inquisitive mers in his enclosure end up having to be removed after a leopard shark mer got too close to you and Bruce lashed out badly enough that the other mer had to have two prosthetic fins made for him. Once the transfer was over, Bruce looked exceptionally pleased with himself after realizing that it was only him, a few schools of fish, and a few bottom dwelling mers left in the enclosure, leaving him with your undivided attention. He happily nuzzled your face and rubbed his sides against yours the next time that you went into the water with him. He seemed entirely content with simply cuddling up against you, even though you had a hard time cleaning the glass once he began glomming onto you. You drew the line and had to get out of the water once he started licking your dive goggles.
Eventually, he became more and more combative when you would try to leave the water. He seemed to take it personally when your oxygen was almost gone and you had to surface. After a few tantrums from him that involved him borderline destroying his habitat every time, you showed him what happens when a tank runs empty. You took an O2 tank that hadnāt been refilled, as well as the refilled one kept safely on your back, and brought it into the water with you. Once he saw the bubbles run out on the extra tank, he seemed to understand what was going on and why you always had to leave him. He didnāt seem to understand the concept of the pressure gauge on your tank and started dragging you to the surface, seemingly at random, to make sure that you could breathe.
Overall, the job is good. Are you treated as the emotional support animal of a 13 foot shark mer? Yeah, but at least youāre paid well and you arenāt touch starved anymore.
Just some quick background practice, posting before I have to log off for around 2 weeks?? If you see me post? I am alive. If you don't see me post? I am also alive, just signal and internet connection are not being kind to me