Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not.

Hi! I'm Keeley. 30. Austin, Texas. Welcome to a page full of stupid rants, cute things, and occasional pictures of my face.

[daphnemoon]

[samanthahirr]

Flawless.

[creekfiend]

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

[rebelweight-deactivated20160328]

Star Wars yoga | by ROB OSBORNE http://robosborne.net

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

I should be sleeping but I can't turn my brain off... so. have a shitty webcam photo of me

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

doctor who is like heres one of the most complicated and tragic friends-to-enemies-to-friends-to-lovers stories youll ever experience about two very tormented people finding and losing each other again and again and again across time and space and wanting each other without reaching for each other and caring for each other without wanting to admit it and crying for each other without the other knowing but one of their names is ‘the master’ and one of their names is ‘the doctor’ so you cant take any of it seriously at all

[roscolux]

love this post bc it reminded me that the master literally ages the doctor into a shitty 2000s cgi raisin and pushes him around singing scissor sisters’ “i can’t decide” and then later in the SAME ARC dies in the doctor’s arms ON PURPOSE just to spite him as he screams and sobs for him 2 stay alive so he’s not left alone in the universe

[johannesviii]

What do you mean “the same arc”, it happens in the same episode

[partywithponies]

They also wax lyrical about how they need each other but they also constantly destroy each other, and once had the baller line “if we fight like animals, we’ll die like animals” while the two of them rolled around on the ground, but unfortunately that happened in the same episode as The Master was physically metamorphosing into a catboy.

[queelez]

I fail to see how that’s unfortunate.

[doctorwhoheritageposts]

doctor who heritage post

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭

Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

[dduane]

This. :/

[akindplace]

Iulia  

[bowelflies]

Lamprosoma sp.

photos by Gil Wizen

[thegrandteapot]

[swankyangles]

I'm not the kind of guy who reblogs cool mugs, but this is the greatest mug I've ever seen.

[epilepticsaints]

It's cute :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[clairelutra]

teaching only humanities is how you get X-Men villains

[guccixcucci]

Please GOD🥺

[violettfae]

this is so cute !!!!!!

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

Life Updates

Just if anyone's interested! I honestly don't even remember if I have anyone on here that knows me irl anymore.

So I am currently going through a divorce.. still living with my soon to be ex husband and working on figuring out logistics and paperwork and all that fun stuff. We would've been married for 4 years next month and together for a little over 5. There were a lot of issues and I don't super wanna get into it on a semi-public platform but I am doing okay and I know this is going to be what's best for me in the long run.

I still have the same job I've had for 8 years.

I'm re-finding myself and what makes me happy. I've been going to more concerts lately because I haven't gotten to in years. At least not as often or I hadn't really felt like I could enjoy the ones I went to while I was married the same as before. Idk. I'm trying not to date really until this is officially finalized but I have gotten drunk and made some bad decisions in the past few months while going through this... yeah idk what else to say.

I was actually supposed to go out country dancing with a guy tonight but managed to hurt my back yesterday and had to bail so that was fun. Yeah that kinda covers all the major updates for now! I love y'all and I'm gonna try to start being more active on here again cause it makes me happy!

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

We’ve missed your faces and thoughts. What’s new?

I've missed it here too!

There's kind of a lot new. I'll do a life update post sometime soon.

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

Hey, you’re freakin gorgeous, and I hope you’re well.

aww thanks!

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

do you sell pictures?

no

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[cigarettesandcoffeecups]

Can we get a long-awaited face picture?

Here's 3 of my recent favorite pictures of me!