[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[idkwhattoputbroo]

canon life events:

birth

some bullshit

death

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[cigarettescandals]

Americans frighten me

[cigarettescandals]

I wish people gave me the type of compliments I give them

[pyrlspite]

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

[twistedkate-deactivated20180308]

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

[zagaspect]

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

[mystical-flute]

Reblogging for the last one.

[queenmera]

#character 1 is a white woman #character 2 is a white man #character 3 is a poc

[dragonsshadow]

Buried and Slaughter Moths!

[cranberry-branflakes]

im so sick of people saying that water doesn't taste of anything. like yes?? it does??

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[unyieldingsilence]

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[thenameless8]

Smol fred durst (i saw him on a drawing i don't remember the artist grahhh)

[cigarettescandals]

I like alakohll and cogetesfs yes inderr

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[no-one-offical]

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[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[berdyayeva]

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world