Sam

He/him, only redownloaded to see all the good fanart.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[fevermuffin]

Every goddamn time, it's become muscle memory at this point

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[xquisitedeadguy]

ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

[cina2424]

This is chapter 5 right?

[notahorseindisguise]

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[montrosepretty]

In this house we love and appreciate all of taz

[c0rpseductor]

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

bro you not a faggot you a queer at best

[twinktowers667]

im like reverse bill clinton the way i Did have sex with that woman. . #SwagON

[alicebuttpants-deactivated20250]

spicy

[techromancer1179]

me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..

the flavorful garlic:

[thedankmemes]

[candyredterezii]

tbh.. life really IS like the sims..

[candyredterezii]

wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[relatablepicturesofmcelroy]