hell spawn

*any pronoun*, A random shitpost blog (yes i am obsessed with marvel), i like anime, manga and books owo [if it seems like I'm obsessed with jujutsu kaisen, i am.]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can they add a cooking feature right on the dash where you can make food as you scroll but if you scroll too fast the spaghetti sauce is gonna start spilling out of the pot and it gets all over the posts and you can dice peppers and onions and use the posts themselves as cutting boards and then the posts get all cut up and when you reblog it it's all covered in veggies and sauce and the edges are crisped up a bit

[greyannis]

Big hard to draw girl

[darkcastellxn]

Wallpapers Mercedes W14

pls like or reblog if u save/use

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[sillywordman]

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[home-and-having-tea]

My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[cinderblockforabrain]

he calls me pretty. but. i got your competition on the phone, boy.

[nijaded]

Poetry in Motion — the phenomenal Florence Welch

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[tesb]

STAR WARS FILM TRIVIA: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)

George Lucas considered duality to be one of the main themes of the film, as seen in Padmé’s double role as the queen and handmaiden, and Palpatine’s duality. Other examples include the master/appentice relationships between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon and between Darth Sidious and Darth Maul. There is also the symbiotic link between the Gungans and the Naboo.

[skysurfing]

game night

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too