"This is no place for scrubs."

"I'm Cinder Fall." "And I'm Ruby Rose." "And this is Jackass!" (Indie SERIOUSLY AU/Crack Cinder Fall and Ruby Rose, in fact this blog is trash why are you here? Read Rules and About before interacting with this mess.)

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“Suddenly this Starbucks is bland because no one’s paying attention to me like they should because I’m the center of attention.”

“...”

“I don’t even like Starbucks.”

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“Is it too late to come in with Starbucks or am I right on time to be late with Starbucks?”

“...”

“Either way I bought Starbucks and it’s delicious.”

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“Hey, fuck the police is my line!”

“But seriously though.”

“Don’t reference things you aren’t supposed to know” he says, as I am in fact at this moment playing Final Fantasy XV on my Playstation 4.”

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“Okay so after all this time I gotta ask...”

“What even was phase two?”

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Cinder's reaction to not being able to sleep 2 nights straight.

"Okay but, you say that like I don't do worse than that. Two nights is so child's play even Neo could do it. Come back when you make it over a week at least. Aka how I learned to stop caring and get to Master Tier in Overwatch."

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(Oh man. New Cinders? Awesome. I get to be the family disappointment to an even bigger family.)

[hotoldersistersofremnant]

Let's Play "Would You Ship This?"

Send in a pairing or two, and I’ll tell you if I would ship it.

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(Wait, who's looking for what and why should I block? I'm a Cinder blog[albeit a terribad one] should I be concerned? Am I missing a joke?)

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She’s a little discontent at the lack of anything going on...

It’s been a while...

[smallsmallrose-deactivated20221]

cinderfallsover:

“Then you realize you’d be pretty much damning us both right? Like sure she’d be pissed at me but like, you realize her and the other idiots want you dead too remember? And as hilarious as tail-less Tyrian is he’s gotta head back and tell her, which means he’s gonna mention you, which means she’s gonna know you’re more of a thorn in her side and probably want your head.”

“So yeah, you can go tell her, that’s a great idea, but then she’ll do all sorts of untold horrors to you probably first, then come after me. And trust me on this, if you couldn’t fight me without that Deus Ex Silver Eyes, you couldn’t fight Mercury very well, AND you couldn’t even fight Tyrian with help from your friends until your uncle came to save you all…you literally stand no chance against her. So it’s your funeral.”

“I’m not just gonna WALK UP TO SALEM. What, you think I’m a dummy like you? No, I have a BETTER idea.”

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“I don’t think you understand the whole “How Salem works.” thing. Like she will actually find you if she wants to find you, I’m not joking around.”

“Like if I’M the one saying you shouldn’t do it of all people you should probably listen.”

[smallsmallrose-deactivated20221]

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“I actually blame Salem for that one, like she doesn’t even tell me this whole thing about the maiden drawback until after and that said 15 year old is using hacks but I mean all things considered I did p well. Like Beacon is gone. Ozpin’s p dead i think maybe? And all of remnant is in panic sooooo.”

“What if I told you Ozpin WASN’T dead? And that I’m gonna go tell your goth mom that you lied?”

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“Then you realize you’d be pretty much damning us both right? Like sure she’d be pissed at me but like, you realize her and the other idiots want you dead too remember? And as hilarious as tail-less Tyrian is he’s gotta head back and tell her, which means he’s gonna mention you, which means she’s gonna know you’re more of a thorn in her side and probably want your head.”

“So yeah, you can go tell her, that’s a great idea, but then she’ll do all sorts of untold horrors to you probably first, then come after me. And trust me on this, if you couldn’t fight me without that Deus Ex Silver Eyes, you couldn’t fight Mercury very well, AND you couldn’t even fight Tyrian with help from your friends until your uncle came to save you all...you literally stand no chance against her. So it’s your funeral.”

[smallsmallrose-deactivated20221]

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“And yet I’m still better than you so where exactly does that put you?”

“You’re better than me at what, exactly? Crying like a little bitch when a 15 year old with barely training beats you instantly?”

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“I actually blame Salem for that one, like she doesn’t even tell me this whole thing about the maiden drawback until after and that said 15 year old is using hacks but I mean all things considered I did p well. Like Beacon is gone. Ozpin’s p dead i think maybe? And all of remnant is in panic sooooo.”

[smallsmallrose-deactivated20221]

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“So I bet Blake smells like a cat, Weiss smells like snow. And Yang…”

“Smells like maternal abandonment and anger management issues probably.”

“And I bet you smell like failure and incompetence.”

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“And yet I’m still better than you so where exactly does that put you?”

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“…”

“Holy Shit.”

“I never would have guessed.”

“Revelation of the century.”

[smallsmallrose-deactivated20221]

Ruby slaps down a severed scorpion tail in front of Cinder. “You REALLY wanna talk shit in front of me right now?”

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“So I bet Blake smells like a cat, Weiss smells like snow. And Yang...”

“Smells like maternal abandonment and anger management issues probably.”

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“...”

“Holy Shit.”

“I never would have guessed.”

“Revelation of the century.”

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“It Christmas...”

“Merr Christmas.”