Reality is just one world among others.

[gaylor-moon]

[tunisian]

may america and israel crumble during my lifetime

[emilyscartoons]

Nuns part 2

[tyjrose]

[homeboygirl]

bro is literally bald

[cindy-svensson]

Pubic hair?

[cindy-svensson]

[cindy-svensson]

Who wrote "Cruel Vengeance" tasertricks fic?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's more of a general MCU/Avengers fic than a tasertricks fic since it has other pairings, but since it's so long, there's a decent amount of Loki & Darcy goodness. The account on AO3 is orphaned but I need more from this author.

It's really something, darker than anything Disney would ever make, but you get to see the characters go there, turning into worse versions of themselves.

@tasertrickslove @tasertrickster

[cindy-svensson]

pleaseplease give us a tumblr pet pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[cindy-svensson]

I hope God never comes back. He set the experiment up, Earth, put things on it, was a bitch to his creations for a while, then left to do other things.

Sometimes he might remember us, think "I should really turn that thing off", but he's dimensions away, and he doesn't care if we catch fire to the galaxy.

Let's hope he never turns us off.

[cindy-svensson]

Fall is here.

[cindy-svensson]

Me on tumblr in 2012: I loathe poor spelling. It's a disgrace.

Me 2023: lolö, tumb slept. meh

[cindy-svensson]

Reminder that James Marsters wrote a song about wanting to fuck his (then) underage coworker Michelle Trachtenberg(while they worked on Buffy). He released the song when she was 18, something he commented on during a performance(maybe implying he had to wait until she was a adult?) He "fine" with 18 year olds I guess, since he started dating his wife when she was 18.

The song is called 'Dangerous'. The worst lines are:

"One baby, two, maybe three more years

You'll be a full grown, have all your curves

And here's my taste of irony

You'll be a ten hot baby, too good for me"

[cindy-svensson]

It's his birthday today. Hurray!

[cindy-svensson]

Tasertricks recs anyone?

Hi, I miss the 2012- fanfics where Darcy and the Avengers lived/worked in Avengers tower and for some reason Loki is there. I liked all the romances Loki got himself into, specially with Darcy Lewis or OCs.

Anyone got any recs they remember?

[endlesss-rain]

Lady Loki is Reborn in Artgerm's Stunning New 'Loki' #1 Variant Cover

Check out Artgerm’s cover for the debut issue of Loki’s new limited series launching this June!

my god he's gorgeous....🫦

[shadow-turtle-234]

THE REAL LOKI

[cindy-svensson]

I... have feelings.

[brawltogethernow]

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

[brawltogethernow]

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

[mamapluto]

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

[brawltogethernow]

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

[brawltogethernow]

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

[brawltogethernow]

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

[brawltogethernow]

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

[fandomsandstuff]

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

[brawltogethernow]

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

[whetstonefires]

That’s made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steve’s natural assumption would be that Spiderman’s a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.

[wishfulcynic]

Steve: What’d you go in for?

Peter, panicking: Jaywalking!

Steve: This prison pipeline needs to stop.

[cindy-svensson]

I haven't been reading much for over a decade now. Studying to be a librarian actually killed my love for books(among other studies).

But I just finished reading a long old fanfiction I love. I haven't read anything that long for years. It's weird. I guess my brain is too tired to get to know new characters.

[cindy-svensson]

Currently watching the Harley Quinn & Ivy Valentine special on HBO MAX.

They are chasing down a giant Bane, who just fucked a house. In the scene before, Clayman was split in two, his two halves trying to french kiss each other.

As in his face face tried to kiss the face that is now on his butt. You have to watch this. His anus tried to french kiss his face.

[macspaguer]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

[cindy-svensson]

I want to let these probably dead men know they are entertaining people in the year 2023.