This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
whatâs the punchline here
wait
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@wishfulcynic
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
whatâs the punchline here
wait
@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^â _â ^
what the fuck
that thing is eldritch
acquired a dark mode version just to see what itâd look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous
i have never seen a hub that large. iâm?? stunned
Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.
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@inneskeeper
...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah
[captions]
Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?Â
Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasnât gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.Â
(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while youâre at it 'cause this is the last time youâll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??
(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I donât know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.
The Kid is watching the original Pokemon cartoon, which is a bit of a blast from the past for me. (Also Bluesky has informed me that Team Rocket is actually in their twenties so apparently I misremembered that.)
Iâm curious to see how far in the series we get before The Kid loses interest.
okay now that weâve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom whoâs trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
I keep getting recommended a video titled "why is one man always blamed for everything wrong in America?" And then the thumbnail is just Reagan's name over a graph ..... Like damn I WONDER WHY everyone with sense hates this man and wants to join the group of people in hell beating his ass?
Fun fact, the 9 to 5 was something that workers FOUGHT FOR because before the standard was literally "yeah you work 12+ hours 6 days a week in the death factory that kills you".
A very famous slogan among union organizers and such was "8 hours of work 8 of rest, 8 to do as we please". If you look into it this is also why certain sleep scientists are so insistent that 8 hours is enough sleep, because that's the amount most 9 to 5 workers get.
The problem is 8 hours of constant work is still way too much for the human body and it slowly hollows you out from the inside. You can often work more if the work is fulfilling and you aren't alienated from the products of your labor, but in a modern industrialized society that is almost never the case and working much more than 8 regularly will still shred your mind.
Workers fought for the 9-5, we can fight for the 11-3.
Blitz in Moxxie's pov
Blitz in Stolas' pov
That bird isn't slick x))))
People assume that being a magical girl is all about sparkles and moon beams and romance, but the thing that the masses miss about the power fantasy behind magical girls is that almost every single protagonist is a HUGE jock
âAll magical girls are clumsy and personality-lessâ
Actually, all magical girls are RIPPED, little girls dream of physically dunking on you while looking cute doing it, and we SUPPORT
Understandable
u good?
girl obviously not
I got banned from your discord server cus I offered to teach someone to make an explosive.
yeah you were. what did you think would happen