Based on a post by @nerdyholler, as popularized by @mass4ham. With the usual apologies to @linmanuel.
*laughs, chokes, dies*

Kiana Khansmith
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kaledo Art
macklin celebrini has autism
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NASA
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
Stranger Things
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost

#extradirty
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@cinedre-blog
Based on a post by @nerdyholler, as popularized by @mass4ham. With the usual apologies to @linmanuel.
*laughs, chokes, dies*
Temporarily un-hiatusing to say:
American friends and members of my beloved communities, I have your back. I am watching out for you. Take care of each other, be kind, look out for the vulnerable. I don’t know how likely it is that people will end up needing to leave America to be safe, and I will fight however I can to try to prevent that outcome - but if it does come to pass, my doors are open to you.
hiatus-ish
Uninstalling the Tumblr app from my phone. Browsing my dashboard is more stressful than enjoyable right now, so it's time for a break. I'm on Twitter as @cinedre!
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
So we’re doin this again huh. We’re just, we’re gonna start the fake outrage train day fuckin 1. Merry War on Christmas
Ah yes, my favorite holiday, War On Christmas
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
OKAY HEADS UP FOR PEOPLE WHO HALLUCINATE/PEOPLE WITH PSYCHOSIS
tumblr has changed its messenger sounds to spooky/creepy halloween sounds instead of the usual sounds! IF YOU HEAR A WEIRD SOUND IT IS THAT AND NOT ANYTHING BAD YOU ARE JUST GETTING A MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND
the sounds are things like screams, scary laughs, creaking doors, heartbeats, howls, growls, CHAINSAW NOISES?? and things like that? be careful guys and remember you can turn off messenger sounds in your settings if this gets too much for you! stay safe out there have a good halloween friends
I didn’t know about this as I have a Chrome extension that blocks all sounds except from whitelisted sites (Silent Site Sound Blocker) but signal boosting for others! This sounds creepy!
As soon as I saw that tag yourself as a mom post I just had to make a textpost meme photoset
#FIA LOOK #YOU’RE HELLA NERD MOM LMAO HOW DID YOU KNOW lmao
when will blogs I thought were good stop posting shitty ace/aro discourse
because I’m curious about correlations...
Tell me your Shepard’s LI(s) and their best friend, if they had to choose?
Reblog/reply/whatever, I’d love to know!
Meg Shepard (mostly Renegade, Colonist, Ruthless):
LI - Thane Best friends - Ashley and Garrus
Bethany Shepard (Paragon of practicality, Earthborn, Sole Survivor)
LI - Garrus Best friends - Liara and Kasumi
At least in their canon/solo universes - they also inhabits a shared AU with my girlfriend's Shepards.
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
As an ace person, I concur.
Another ace here, confirming this is the perfect solution
I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input
“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.
i know we all like to Joke & Bond over how depressed we are and make jokes about existential dread bc we really are absolutely fucking depressed and there’s certain comfort and humor in knowing we’re not alone but. god i wish none of us were sad. living like this isn’t fun at all and i hope it gets easier and softer for all of you
OH FUCK APPARENTLY ITS ADHD AWARENESS MONTH
http://www.adhdawarenessmonth.org/
Not to be That Girl but not realizing this until halfway through ADHD awareness month is like the most ADHDmeta thing I’ve ever seen
reaper: by the way youre one to lecture people about aesthetic choices
widowmaker: oh, okay mr screws my creepy mask to my face because of a Look, do go on.
reaper: youve literally got spider:nightmare tattooed on your skin. and a bigass black widow in your back. and fucking, spider goggles???? the grappling hook that makes you look like low budget tobey maguire spiderman??
widowmaker: i am andrew garfield spiderman AT WORST you son of a bitch!!!
reaper: OH MAN I WONDER WHAT YOUR CALLSIGN WOULD BE, OH WHAT A SURPRISE ITS WIDOWMAKER. what, were you just like ILL MAKE WIDOWS OUT OF EVERYONE. ill kill your husband!!! ill kill her husband!!! hell, ill kill MY OWN--
widowmaker:
reaper: oh my god. fuck.
widowmaker: no no. say it.
reaper: listen, i--
widowmaker: i want you to look me in all eight of my eyes and say that to my face you shadow the hedgehog motherfucker.