A LITTLE VICTIMLESS CRIME.

YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL ME.

[cinemasnob]

CINEMASNOB. an original vampire character, written by kc. start here. SIDEBLOG TO HIDEFIRE

[cinemasnob]

man Hugh is old but he’s not even like vampire old. like yeah eighty one big deal

[hollowprompts]

🌙 * 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 : 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳-𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴.

𝐨𝐧𝐞 : overgrown cemetery at the end of a dirt road - half sunken gravestones. 𝐭𝐰𝐨 : fog covered marsh - air thick with the scent of stagnant water and mildew. 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 : a deserted gas station - pumps dry and covered in vines, a single flickering light and an empty parking lot. 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 : abandoned house where the paint is peeling from the walls, every room is covered in dust, but you swear you can hear footprints in the attic. 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 : forgotten cabin in the woods, half-sunken into the earth. 𝐬𝐢𝐱 : overgrown farm where the crops have withered and the barn is falling apart. 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 : hotel by the sea side - the wallpaper is peeling, the pool needs to be cleaned and the lights flicker. 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 : a small-town diner where the neon sign is flickering at the edge of the parking light. it's near empty and the air is heavy of grease and old coffee. 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 : the pier. the boards are warped from exposure and there's a lone boat tethered to a post. 𝐭𝐞𝐧 : underground storm shelter that is still stocked with decades old supplies and stale air. 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 : a rusted playground behind an abandoned elementary school. 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞 : a roadside chapel, while the bell is broken, it tolls once at midnight. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 : the dry riverbed. the cracked earth gives way to animal bones. 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 : a dusty attic full of old items, theres portraits with their eyes scratched out. 𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 : a cul-de-sac where every house is identical. the lawns are perfectly maintained but there is nobody in sight. the streetlights flicker.

[rpdepartment]

send ⛓️ to find my muse bloody, bruised and restrained

[clarkdavid2025]

David Corenswet Superman audition tape

[cinemasnob]

like for an inbox starter <3

[cinemasnob]

"You almost have a lust for making something of me." ( pretend that moe is on the muse list )

@will3nd

“Moe, you’re so dramatic.”

There’s a warm smile on Humphrey’s lips, though, as he takes a sip from a glass. They’re fancy, because he brought his own along with him this time around. It felt childish to just drink straight from the bag, even if it didn’t change the contents of them.

He hates that it’s a habit formed from years with Alexander. Whatever, whatever.

“The only one who doesn’t want you to be anything seems to be you. Just because you’re undead doesn’t mean you have to act like it.”

[cinemasnob]

using my vampire hypnosis to convince you all to plot with me…..

[kingofwesteros]

MELANCHOLY & ANGST SENTENCE STARTERS . . . 70 lyric excerpts from tamino's albums, lightly edited for more interaction possibilities.

"You're everywhere – in every melody and in every little scar."

"Everything dies. So does memory."

"You have come to love what you always feared."

"Don't tell me this was a dream."

"Something hides in every night."

"Don’t leave it there, just give it a chance."

"If only I'd forget you after one last dance."

"I've seen the world's most beautiful places."

"I feel as if I'm a walking machine."

"This might as well not be real."

"It feels like I've always been blind."

"Life isn’t all about extending your time."

"It’s the perfect time for a bottle of wine."

"And why do I still care?"

"I am only here to break your heart in two."

"It's wrong to keep you near me."

"Death suits you, dear sir."

"One could call me cruel and deceiving."

"These poems that you preach are being wasted as you speak."

"For you I'd give an arm."

"I'm one of few that never meant you harm."

"From time to time I wonder – did you do it to feel desired? For love to replace your shamе?"

"They would pay any price to kiss your skin."

"The blinding darkness before we met is all I need to remember you as the light you were."

"I'm afraid that no amount of fame will ever wash away the shame of knowing not how to love your only friend."

"Can't you help it? Thinking of me? I think you love me, it's like you must."

"You almost have a lust for making something of me."

"I see no care for this place in your sullen gaze."

"No one else could match your flavor."

"Strings of my imagination, now gracefully strung by your hand."

"I stray from the signs. They have showed me nothing."

"He made the days all pass me by."

"They held me chained and captive so I could never join the sea."

"I've given my words to you, and I'd do it again."

"How can we refuse a cease of fire between your heart and mine?"

"Well, I'll surrender first tonight."

"I've given my heart to you. You know its ways."

"I'm the one. The trigger for your gun."

"I'll be coating my treasures in fire so none but the damned may prize them."

"Is it our time that's hollow or is it my chest?"

"Your walls are built to break."

"Our touch crosses oceans."

"All I am worth depends on you."

"Life was not aware of me, and I wasn't aware of life."

"Your fascination has always fascinated me."

"I've seen enough to know where I belong."

"You can't prove me wrong."

"Hope you don't mind me staying where I please."

"You may have your thoughts, a sketch of who I am – but you don't know me."

"Mercy is your foe."

"You've already dug a grave, and now you hope I misbehave."

"Even when there's none to blame you always shout my name."

"I don't owe you. I've never owed you."

"I developed taste in all sorts of ugly things."

"Weren't there times when you cared for me?"

"Haven't you thought about all we could be?"

"Stop the tears welling in your eyes."

"I dream of living a life where neither of us fears looking behind."

"Is your faith restored now that every heaven’s out of reach?"

"Tell me who'll be next to blame."

"Don't just look away. Let me know for once what’s on your mind."

"Don’t you notice me?"

"I'm ready to lose everything for your love."

"The longing never watered is the one that grows."

"Every dawn's a mountain, and I'm climbing them without you."

"I'm trying to remember the color of the sky back home."

"I'm older than my mother when she gave me the day."

"You’re tending to some flowers that have long ceased to bloom."

"Is that what you hang on to?"

"One day you might wanna dwell on all the distant years."

[promptling]

A MATTER OF TIME. prompts from the 2025 album by laufey. change pronouns as needed!

swore i'd never do this again.

i know it's irrational, but at least i'm self aware.

my head's a wild place.

nothing brings me fear like meeting with my destiny.

i've said too much.

quite the job you've done on me.

i'm hallucinating.

you've become my whole world.

i don't think i'm pretty.

it's not up for debate.

mirrors tell lies.

the world is a sick place.

the world is a sick place, at least for a girl.

i'll never have enough of it.

what happened that year?

i think about you always.

i wish i could tell him about us.

there's not a single day where i didn't wish we were better.

i wish you well.

i wish like hell you hadn't lied.

we could be fine.

you make me nervous.

take my sincere apology.

will you break the spell?

you signed up for one hell of a one man show.

aren't you sorry that you fell?

i'm waiting for you to see the things that are wrong with me.

i've been falling into bad habits.

when you go to hell, i'll go there with you too.

no one ever called me sweet.

i met you at the worst time.

the whole town is talking about how you've fallen in love.

i'm just a jester.

i'll never be him.

it almost killed me.

your smile still kills the same.

i lay my sword down for fate.

i didn't need the reminder of things i've done wrong.

throw me a lifeline.

i almost drowned.

i should've chased you.

i should be who you're engaged to.

i give in.

it's too little, way too late.

hold up your chin.

nothing worth having has come to me easily.

i miss the wind.

don't let go of me.

are you tired?

you think you're so misunderstood.

you won't be missed.

does your mother even know?

i should congratulate you.

you're tragic as fuck.

that's just tough luck.

hear my story.

the truths you will uncover will knock you on your knees.

i gave myself up.

i lost sight of all my dignity.

i wanted to please you.

i can't fix you.

you think you're so poetic.

you're quite pathetic.

what a poser.

did you ever stop and give a wonder to just who you were talking to?

get the fuck out of my atmosphere.

there's nothing left to see now.

i'm my worst enemy.

it's just a matter of time.

prepare for the impact.

brace your heart.

i swear that one day, i'll marry you.

why won't it go through?

it's a special of mine to cause disaster.

[cinemasnob]

I also like to think Hugh does the rich vampire thing of hiring ppl he can use to drink from rather than just killing people. But he also like will definitely kill someone if they’re bothering him LMAO.

[cinemasnob]

100% Hugh has a really old letterboxd account that he updates religiously. you can follow his emotional state based on what he’s watching/rewatching. and yes. he logs EVERYTHING

[cinemasnob]

using my vampire hypnosis to convince you all to plot with me…..

[notmorbid]

project hail mary.

dialogue prompts from project hail mary by andy weir.

kids are smarter than most people think.

i'm glad no one believed me. i'm better off.

you're lying, insane, or a combination of the two.

there's no time for old grudges.

are you joshing me with all this?

i thought you'd be harder to find.

are you recording all this?

you have a commanding presence, that's for sure.

it's probably not as dramatic as it seems.

wait a minute. am i a guinea pig?

you can't be 100% serious forever.

where did you hear that word?

should i have stopped you?

i've got it from here.

why do you go to ____ at all?

someone put a post-it on my note while i slept.

there was a time when something like that would surprise me, but, you know, not anymore.

was that a pun?

i want to hang out with you. can we hang out?

just tell me what you need, and i'll make it happen.

why the heck can't you just be normal?

this is our life now. welcome.

you just wanted someone to tell you what you already know.

you can't just talk yourself out of a primal fear.

my life is a collection of conference rooms, these days.

no need to thank me. i'm here against my will.

i don't like complexity. i don't like risk.

we put more effort into naming stuff than we should.

i like you. you're a genius.

i don't have time for this bullshit.

i'm only here as a courtesy.

sleep might not be such a bad idea.

you're not alone anymore. neither of us are.

i'm fully aware of your authority, but it has limits. you're not magical.

you can't just use 'i'm saving the world' as an excuse every time you're a jerk.

you have a strange logic to you.

you did what you had to do.

you compliment me too much.

how long were you here alone?

being insane is the only way to be happy and be russian at the same time.

you and i are birds of a feather, it seems.

i guess you don't kiss and tell.

do you call her 'doctor' while having sex?

fist bump.

do not fuck up my house.

when stupid ideas work, they become genius ideas.

do you believe in god? i know that's a personal question.

cool? it's an extinction-level event.

no part of this is how things are supposed to be.

i think push has definitely come to shove.

you could have let me die. you should have, really.

your body should know what to do. you just have to let it.

maybe i'm being emotional instead of rational, but so what?

i'm smart enough to know i'm stupid. that's progress.

you and me are good people.

if this is my part to play, then so be it.

being on fire sucks.

do you think i don't know you?

you're a coward. you always have been. you avoid risk like the plague.

you are annoyingly honorable.

believe it or not, i kind of like you. i just don't respect you very much.

i'm 99% sure you'll do the right thing.

yeah, i'm going to miss you. you're my friend.

the past was unrelenting misery for most people.

i don't know if you can hear me, but i'm here.

say something. let me know you're okay.

try to stay positive.

speaking from a selfish perspective, i hope you stay. but that's just me.

i wanted to be the one to tell you.

you and i found each other. that's something.

[goodvibesandmemes]

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse’s lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they’re a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn’t have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. 🌚 - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.

SENTENCES:

“I’ve been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself.” “I’m over a thousand years old, you can’t stop me!” “Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire.” “Do you really drink human blood? Don’t you feel guilty?” “Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can’t change that.” “You just killed that person! You’re a monster!” “Tomorrow at dawn, you’ll meet the sun [ name ].” “Can you make me like you?” “Do you really want to live forever?” “You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine.” “What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?” “Did people really dress like that when you were young?” “What were you like when you were human?” “We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care.” “How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it.” “Did you meet [ historic figure ]?” “Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I… speed it along.” “Every time we feed that person is someone’s mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life.” “[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you’re going to get yourselves killed.” “Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back.” “Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it’s a bond like no other.” “Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight.” “I get you’re an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?” “In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?” “Vampires aren’t weakened by garlic, that’s a myth.” “I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I’ve had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I’m ashamed of the monster I was.” “The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant.” “I’ve lived so long I don’t feel anything any more.” “Are there more people like you? How many?” “Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you’re immortal?” “You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you’re giving up.” “You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?” “I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored.” “Do you really sleep in coffins?” “There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ].” “You need to feed, it’s been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you’re hungry.” “The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don’t know if I could forgive myself for killing you.” “I’m a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never.” “You were human once! How can you have no empathy?” “You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that.” “You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it’ll hit you harder than anything you’ve felt before.” “One day, [ name ], everything you’ve done is going to catch up to you, and you’re never going to forgive yourself.” “Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you’re a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can’t keep this up forever.” “You can’t [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me.” “When you’ve lived as long as me, there’s not much more in life you can do.” “You want me to turn you? You don’t know what you’re asking me to do.” “You really have to stop hissing like that, it’s getting on my nerves.” “I’m going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I’m going to enjoy it.”

[thedannybailey]

[cinemasnob]

anyways Hugh has a ring that was given to him by Xander that allows him to exist in the sunlight without dying, but it still exhausts him. Most of the time that’s what he uses when working (in settings where he DOES still work) but if he’s just out and about and doing his own thing, he’s just gonna carry an umbrella and hang out in dark places.