someone has to protect this family

Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family, and someone has to protect Jesse Pinkman from the man who protects Jesse Pinkman. My Breaking Bad sideblog, for all my Breaking Bad needs.

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[pinkm4ns]

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

[brain-dead-bunny]

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

[kickmuncher3]

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

[ruinedchildhood]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

[b0tster]

id let depressed oompa loompa chocolate bartender girl at the willy wonka scam party do unspeakable things to me

[gaycop]

breaking bad if jane didn’t die

[retrogamingblog2]

Walter White plays Mario Kart

[gayorphandepression]

got my wrapped

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[lnich]

[datmoongamer]

I wasn’t expecting much. Maybe Vader’s baritone with hints of melody. I was *not* expecting it to be a masterpiece, what the fuck, this is a million times better than I was expecting and it’s unironically really good. Turn on that volume button.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aminta]

skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

[indiscoveritas]

[ID: a cropped screenshot of a poll response that reads: "I don't know / I'm bald / any other miscellaneous infinitely nuanced answer". End ID]

[enbouton]

That's a wrap on Blue Christmeth 2023! All creators have now been revealed. Thanks so much to everyone who took part this year, and especially to @whatwearewillbe for stepping in as a pinch hitter!

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

can walter hartwell white from breaking bad survive castle dracula

Walter White is so insufferable that he never makes it to the Castle. Dracula gets sick of him on the ride up and kicks him out of the Calèche to be hunted by wolves, the way Gus Fring would have done if the writers let him be half the character Giancarlo Esposito is capable of.

The good news is that then we get to see Walter White hunted by wolves, which is what everyone deserves. Blue flames won't save him this time. Basically it's the Jon-a-Thon two months early. Sadly I think the necessities of his source media mean that while the wolves do catch him and eat one or more of his limbs, he survives to ruin the lives of whatever friendly Hungarians take him in and nurse him back to health. But at least he's not Dracula's problem.

Walter White can not survive Castle Dracula, but he can survive getting eaten by wolves apparently

...I had no idea before this ask how badly I need to see Walter White hunted for sport. Anyway Gus Fring deserved better.

[enbouton]

This year's Blue Christmeth collection is now open! Check out all the new fanworks here on AO3. As usual, works will be anonymous until creators are revealed next Sunday. Enjoy!