Entertain Me Weakly

One of America's magazines.

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The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

—David Brinkley

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No dialogue ever, except “meep, meep” and yowling in pain. — Chuck Jones “Rules for Road Runner Cartoons”

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

 - Ron White

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It's coexistence or no existence. - Bertrand Russell

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Okay, meet me at the mall. - Teen Talk Babie, 1992

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

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Necessary to make life multiplanetary

- Elon Musk

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Come on Barbie let’s go party - Aqua, “Barbie Girl”

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World’s Strangest Double Feature: ‘Barbie,’ Then ‘Oppenheimer’ - The Wall Street Journal

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Please don't take him just because you can. - Dolly Parton

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Stay out of my way. - Ethan Hunt, "Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One"

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It's not the years, it's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

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Social media used to be where I went to escape reality. Now reality is where I go to escape social media. - Liz Phair

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You guys ever think about dying?  - Barbie “Barbie” (2023)

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Fly high my friend. - Emily Van Camp

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I like to be thought of as a good father and a good husband. - Treat Williams, 1951 - 2023

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Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.  - Miles Morales