Countering existential dread with trash memes

life's too short to take it seriously

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[strange-aeons]

bug i made for your consideration.

I have considered it and come to the conclusion that this bus absolutely rules. Thank you.

[strange-aeons]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[cinnamon-flavored-fool]

It's giving when people call a cat a car

[teathattast]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[zeroperks]

more

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[marsonbase]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" "I asked Gemini" Ok, well I asked Professor Abraham Van Helsing(M.D., D.PH., DLITT., ETC., Etc.,), and he gave me an hour and a half long speech that was so full of metaphors that I don't even know what he was trying to say.

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[shmothman]

heartbreaking: dangerous crow boy found washed up on the coast of japan after learning about the great pacific garbage patch and, quote, “heading off to deal with it”

[awoo-ga]

Halloween couples costume idea: Girl in A Forbidden Plastic Dress and Dangerous Crow Boy whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[nightmarebluntrotationofhistory]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[decomposedmaw]

Tonight feels chill...

[strange-aeons]

please PLEASE make a video about dangerous crow boy who’s job is to destroy plastic

I am 160 pages into the dangerous crow boy book

[strange-aeons]

there are sentences in here

[strange-aeons]

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning I'm fuckingggggg happy?!??!?!?!? wahooooo!

[cinnamon-flavored-fool]

[penandinkprincess]

can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game

[therealmaquaroonie]

me when i turn on the water sprinklers

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

You know, I’m starting to think you all don’t actually know how to juggle