Minecraft Bee Fan Club

Cinna / 20 / she/they / ace+bi / long time minecrafter first time mineblr-er / I do a lot of vigilante clip transcribing / don't feel like you need to reblog the version of the post with my transcription btw! It's in the notes of the original still for people that need it.

[crumb-updates]

crumb is celebrating the new year!!

[whalerrat]

fireworksduo is the funniest pair name. imagine your friend hit you with a bus and everyone started referring to you two as the bus guys

[shoezuki]

If i was a streamer that actually got some cash from it id like. I would VERY SPECIFICALLY look for furry artists who have both a main acct and a side acct they do nsfw shit on. And id commission them to create art n thumbnails n like emotes of my persona that were 100% sfw

And i would act completely oblivious to the fact i commissioned from furry fetish artists

[shoezuki]

My persona would be like a monster anyways so ppl would be like 'uhm egg.... u know like that commission of ur persona w huge fangs..... its kinda. Idk You Know like they really made the teeth n tongue Shine yknow....' n i would jus be like haha what u mean?? Fangs f so cool yknow

[vadergf]

Wake up babe new reaction image dropped

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

me abt my streamers

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[lorehead-deactivated20220408]

when ctechno blade hibernates. he goes oink mimimimimi oink mimimimimimmimimimimi oink mimimimimimimimimi. yes?

[lorehead-deactivated20220408]

THE ONLY ADDITION I WILL ALLOW ON MY POST. that’s it everyone else is incorrect. this post is for the piggies ONLY.

[everybodyscupoftea]

SAM LORE AFTER ALL OF THIS ARE YOU KIDDING

[everybodyscupoftea]

[brysh]

how can you make dsmp angst. this literally is a CARTOON LIKE-

-niki tries to kill tommy with a nuke and then MISSES

-mamacita and mexican dream and a drug cartel?? at some point arrived

-erets castle not being grieved because the rainbow flags made everyone afraid of being called homophobic if they were to destroy them

-a literal religion centered around master oogway. the guy from kung fu panda

-technoblade got executed by an actual ANVIL. and then went back for it and kept it

-wilbur soot fucked a fish. an actual fish. how do you even make this sad

-tommyinnit.

-90% of techno's dogs being wiped out by sapnap

-jschlatt is canonically an old man who had to be saved from drowning by his ENEMIES

-techno having a big ol villian speech and then messing up the withers???

-the amount of times dream accidentally died.

-how do you make tubbo and technoblade roleplaying being in an uber for solid 10 minutes angsty

-The evil egg. strong angst potential unfortunately that is a literal egg

THIS IS ALL CARTOON LOGIC. THEY'RE BEING SILLY. GOOFY EVEN. WILBUR SOOT JUST WANTED TO SELL CRACK COCAINE TO SOME AMERICANS AND NOW HE HAS A HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY WITH HIS EX'S EX

[faehrys]

ollie wakes up in the morning and puts his dirty brown blonde hair in a messy bun. he checks his blue aquamarine eyes in the mirror when he hears his mom calling from downstairs. he walks down the stairs in his oversized hoodie and black gloves and sees his mom standing there smoking a cigarette. “i’m sorry manatreed”, she says, “i had to do it. your dads in prison and i need the money”. the door bell rings. “i am selling you”, mom says. “to who?” ollie asks. he opens the door and there stands the dream team.

[bunybunn]

C!Techno and c!Tubbo interactions were so amazing today but I just want to focus on c!Techno always keeping c!Tubbo in mind during this.

He started with deciding that you know what it's probably a bad idea to use the rocket launcher while working with c!Tubbo and took a bow and he actually didn't use the rocket launcher at all. Then when he got to Snowchester he put a bell and knocked on the door making sure that c!Tubbo knew he was there. When c!Tubbo told him that he doesn't even have a good weapon he decided to give him the axe that c!Ranboo gave him. It was something that he cared about a lot but he was willing to give it to c!Tubbo(also the fact that he mentioned how the last time he did something like that it didn't go so well-) . During the whole thing he always made sure to keep an eye on the other and was ready to protect him. Also c!Technoblade's apologies were very interesting. It wasn't just 'I'm sorry I won't do that again' he made sure he explained himself too while still acknowledging what he did wrong or rather that he should have done more then he did. Speaking of apologies when c!Tubbo tried to apologise he quickly told he that there is nothing to apologise for going as far as saying that it was fair for c!Tubbo to do what he did.

Also the fact that c!Technoblade was the one to propose that c!Tubbo should move in to c!Ranboo's house is a big thing too. It's just c!Techno deciding that he wants to protect both c!Tubbo and Michael.

[demonboyhalo]

you're telling me its all a coincidence. his name just happens to be ollie. he didn't make his account in june on purposes. the "smile" tattoo was a pixel error. he literally just likes manatees and trees. dteam fans made a fool of themselves for MONTHS and it was a COINCIDENCE yall will never live this down oh my god. this is amazing.

[bellshazes]

Bdubs: Um, so, believe it or not - and people [laughs] - so, I started my YouTube channel on 420? April 20th? Of 2011. It wasn't - it wasn't, Bdubs got, he got into some stuff and decided, "Oaugh, I'm gonna make a YouTube channel tonight!" Uh, just coincidental, but, uh. Blaze it!

[give-grian-rights]

this is my emotional support man .

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

gonna miss the lore tonight, tell me when c!Ponk finally kills c!Sam ok

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

close enough

[axolotldrevm-deactivated2022101]

LIKE IS THE WORLD ABOUT TO FUCKING END AND ONLY THE MINECRAFTERS KNOW WHY IS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER TRYING TO STREAM ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE MOTHERFUCKER TOMMY STREAMED FROM THE LIBRARY

[bastardbvby]

foolish’s base is so fucking cool

[mouvee]

manatreed: yeah and so me and dream knew each other when we were younger and used to play minecraft together and we happened to reconnect by coincidence :)

george, picking at grass: oh wow thats so crazy did you know i’m moving in with him and we are gonna live together for at least 5 years and he tells me he loves me and buys me whatever i want and

[judgehangman]

ollie do not go on twitter actually