Cinnamon Roll Whump

A whump blog dedicated to gifsets of cinnamon rolls in pain.

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Superman 2025

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Perfection

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Severance s02e10

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Severance s02e10

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Brassic s04e08

With thanks to @aliceinwhumperland for the tip

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Mickey 17 (2025)

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Bergerac s01e06

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Slow Horses Whump List

Whumpee: River Cartwright

Slow horses Whump

1x01- River electrocutes hand

1x02- River Head butted

1x04- River Chased

(There were some other small moments where Whump didn’t really happen that I didn’t include such as a shootout in the last ep of season 1)

Season 2

2x04- River Tasered in the neck and knocked out

2x05- River tied up

2x06-Roddy Ho Chased through a train by a man with a gun, falls and gets attacked on the ground, nearly shot

(River spends the majority of this season undercover so there’s a lot of tense scenes I’d highly recommended giving it a watch)

Season 3

3x02-River Threatened, chased, punched in stomach, kidnapped

3x03-River Held in custody, head butt, beaten badly, (whitty about the whole thing)

3x05/6- River Caught in an explosion and thought to be dead (brief)

Season 4

4x02- Held at gunpoint, attacked, knife to throat, saved, knocked out with butt of gun

4x03- Held captive, held at gunpoint, chased, falls through a roof (comical)

4x04- Chased

4x05- Arrested, Handcuffed inside a car, window smashed beside his head, shot at, kidnapped

4x06- Held at gunpoint, threatened, held hostage, grenade put in his hood

This season did not disappoint 🙏

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Thank you

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Prime Target s01e07

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Superman (2025)

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Inside No. 9 s08e02

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Hello.

Goodbye.

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Wow

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Slow Horses Season 3 trailer foreshadows good things

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Favorite whumpee archetype?

Stoic Whumpee

Defiant Whumpee

Comic Relief Whumpee

Cinnamon Roll Whumpee

Pet Whumpee

Broken Whumpee

Other (Specify below)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

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Obviously cinnamon roll. OBVIOUSLY.

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Lockwood & Co s01e05

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Lockwood & co s01e05

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Mike Warren curled up in pain

Graceland 1x09, 1x10, 2x13, 3x01, 3x08

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Slow Horses s02e04