Cinereous Business

Hey I'm Cin! I'm way too lazy to keep updating my age on here as evidenced by it previously being three years out of date. Born 1995, figure it out! Nonbinary they/them Canadian

[mysimspc]

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[storyweavingspider]

You have the option to redo your life from any point but with full memory* and no trauma effects from it. What age do you choose?

0-3 years old

3-7 years old

8-13 years old

13-18 years old

18-21 years old

21-25 years old

25+ years old

I wouldn’t, set me free

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

*As of the moment you first read this poll. Unless you already have specific winning lottery numbers memorized you aren’t going back with that knowledge. You can remember the majority of the information from your prior life, but it won’t cause traumatic/PTSD effects - it’ll feel like you’re remembering someone else’s story in great detail. Unless you do something to change it specifically, all world events will remain the same including major economic events, wars/famine/pandemics, etc.

Anything can be changed if you can figure out a way to start the change yourself, however.

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

(via)

[willfully]

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

[lady-byleth]

lost in the sauce

[peachie5000]

he flat

[gayvampyr]

wet beast wednesday

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[viralfrog]

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

[ace-trainer-alice]

Going easy on a new or less experienced player at a game in order to make them have a better time does kinda turn me on. Gently guiding you towards achieving a climactic victory against me. Upon my defeat I reveal my hand to show you that I had nothing at all, that it was truly all you (having previously subtly discarded all my outs). You dance victoriously kicking and shouting. Unaware that I'm looking down on you from above, twisting my marionette piloting a little figure to play out cleaning up and bemoaning my loss. All the while i grin and watch you with hungry eyes, tasting your false victory and beckoning you in ever deeper. Keep playing, come closer, I have more things to show you. You'll have so much fun here with me. Ignore how perfectly everything lines up, don't mind the strings that hunt your limbs, you have nothing to fear in joining my performance.

[littlecranelady]

@entities-of-posts

[entities-of-posts]

The Web

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[salamispots]

Could you please do a mermaid thats more swamp based? Maybe a gator or crawdad?

have a gator gal yes

edit: whoops fixed the back/arm overlap 

[salamispots]

rebloggin’ because I always think it’s funny whenever someone discovers this and it starts popping off again

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal