Title

Jamie

[mysimspc]

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[jayevrd]

witch kitty pile :]

[thelightfluxtastic]

Why is Agott like th-

Raised by Qifrey, next question.

Why is Qifrey like th-

Raised by Beldaruit, next question.

Why is Beldaruit like th-

Pure love of the game.

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[nat20charismasave]

@doktorcringenfailen

stealing these for tomodachi life lingo honestly

[r0zeclawz]

me and this blank account with perfectly good intentions are going to be here a while

[puppyyyy-girlll]

i love when people are like this💗, like ofc yes let’s have an actual conversation when we first meet that’s not horny 🐾, that’s so rare on here but when it happens i’m giggling the whole entire time

[r0zeclawz]

little puppydog you gotta have better standards for a conversation than "blank account trying to figure out where i live"

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[girlnephew]

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[bluelric]

Thinking about this thread

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[brucebocchi]

[bipolyjack]

babys first gay fiction podcast my beloved