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[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[dresdoodles]

On falling in love with your gay best friend 💖

follow me @dresdoodles or on twitter

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[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

[actuallygodzilla]

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[bogleech]

how has it been ten years since the Simpsons movie and I still can’t expunge “spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does” from my brain

Who thought it was funny enough to be in EVERY trailer, commercial, web and radio advertisement

Where do they live

What’s their greatest fear and most vulnerable physical spot

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[filmstudenting]

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

[earthdad]

i want a gf so i can send her memes about loving my gf

[harryedward]

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

[harryedward]

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

[alaynestone]

2.01         IN     MY     TIME     OF     DYING     l      dir.   kim  manners

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[melonmemes]

[toots-toots]

Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!

[susielesbian]

too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights

[tordenvejr]

sometimes when i’m looking at flowers it blows my mind that they exist at all? something that absolutely extraordinary blooming from green into petals? it knows exactly how to do it? it blooms and instinctively knows how to just from being and from joy? of all the possible things that could’ve sprouted in the world we got flowers and i’m so happy

[lesbitchka]

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

[prisonhannibal]

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

ur so cute i might just make a playlist about u