Cringe is love, cringe is life

A queer person who can't like anything normally 🍃

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About Me

He/they/it + neos (pup, mush, bone)

Queer af (demiromantic and demisexual, polyamorous, pan, genderqueer, transmasc)

Disabled and neurodivergent (audhd)

Bard and druid with a zest of rogue

Pirate in spirit

Witch

Punk (cringepunk, hopepunk, voidpunk, amatopunk,...)

Kin (crow, cockatoo, wold/dog, ferret, cryptid)

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Fandoms

FNAF

Undertale/Deltarune

One Piece

Kingdom Hearts

Overwatch

Good Omens

TMNT (2012, 2014/16, rottmnt)

MCYT (hermitcraft, life series, empires, X life serie)

Gravity Falls

Over the Garden Wall

Rick Riordanverse

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (the books)

Probably more that I'm forgetting rn, I'll update this list-

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[kozzax]

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

[ccthepandafangirl]

important addition

[mefjeff]

Headcanon: Neither of them really said “I love you” out loud but Junkrat “confessed” first in his own way 🐭💕🐷

[imnotdoinggethelp2]

I love these two

[leaff0dil]

The sleepers (+wings au)

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[murphmurphthejerk]

Sanji wants nothing more than to be somebody's night in shining armor while Usopp is a perpetual damsel in distress. They're literally perfect for each other. Mr. Prince and his princess God Usopp.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[murphmurphthejerk]

How can anyone love one, but hate the other? They're literally the same. Only difference is one got the happy ending while the other didn't.

[huyandere]

sometimes i think about how the arm shanks lost was his dominant one

[canonjoshua]

[bumbleboa]

today's stream drawing was Zoro and Nami from @calysto1395 's modern AU, because I just love these two and their dynamic.

More drawings (and more writing) of this AU can be found HERE and HERE !

Fic is now also available HERE!

[trashchaser]

I just think that brook would really stress law out, like, conceptually

[brancasyard]

No one wants Luffy 😭😭

No wonder he’s terrified of being alone

[kookoofufu]

I love Oda but man is INSANE for not making the timeskip more relevant to the straw hats outside of power ups

Brook: Literally a rockstar??? There should have been a running gag where people ask Brook for his autograph at every island they visit! It would be so funny if some villains were starstruck fans trying to keep it together during a fight!

Sanji: It would have been great if the newkama recipes came up more than once. There could have been a gag where Sanji stops in the middle of a battle to literally cook a power up for the crew. Imagine this man dicing onions in Onigashima, force-feeding Zoro a stew during his fight with King

Robin: She worked under Dragon for two years, met Sabo and Koala and maybe Ivankov, she probably knows the Army's entire plan to take down the gov and yet it never comes up! Does she know about Kuma? Nika? The five elders? Does she secretly communicate with the Rev Army????

Zoro: I love the idea of Perona teaching Zoro about fashion. It wouldn't have plot relevance but imagine him busting out some fashion tips out of nowhere every so often.

I'd love to hear more ideas, the missed opportunities here haunt me.

[kookoofufu]

@wyvernslovecake @cdigannon @agave @halflingchill YALL GET IT!!!

Also consider: Robin starts saying "like father like son!" at random moments of the day. Luffy could be unhinging his jaw to eat a sandwich or just vibing. She never explains what she means.

[kookoofufu]

@toasterovenmood @distressedbutter @sootspritesprinkles @ringdabel More chefs enter the kitchen...

[kookoofufu]

This has very quickly become my most popular post?? Like, this got notes over the past week faster than anything I've ever posted, maybe because we all feel the same way about what could have been. I adore all these ideas, my favorites are about Usopp's survival skills.

@firefirefruit @blackgryphon101 @canadianchocolatekat @tiecladartist @zosanhoarder @sexy-raccoons @zoros-debt @siluriansmoothie Oda should hire us bc WE ARE COOKING!!!

[kookoofufu]

This went from 1.5 notes to over 5k in a week. The tumblr clout is absolutely going to my head, but most importantly, MORE HEADCANONS!!! It seems like most people only see the first four but man there are soo many. Thank you for adding your thoughts everyone, I love reading all of them!

@aeligsido @tomannynotebooks @lil-skelly-bones @bakugo-th @simplerainbow @sarcasticambiguity @imsureitsaltru @not-a-font @denimdisaster @mel-ixa @notrightgrayson @smallsilvermoons @number1jazzsimp @kiroisainbaina-blog @sailorthebe @0o-mushroom-o0 @msfaeriearts @chocolatemilksmoothie @umbrace-ramble @linjinheng @sexiestchalupaever @notsuspisioso @nekomary-chan

[kookoofufu]

I love Oda but man is INSANE for not making the timeskip more relevant to the straw hats outside of power ups

Brook: Literally a rockstar??? There should have been a running gag where people ask Brook for his autograph at every island they visit! It would be so funny if some villains were starstruck fans trying to keep it together during a fight!

Sanji: It would have been great if the newkama recipes came up more than once. There could have been a gag where Sanji stops in the middle of a battle to literally cook a power up for the crew. Imagine this man dicing onions in Onigashima, force-feeding Zoro a stew during his fight with King

Robin: She worked under Dragon for two years, met Sabo and Koala and maybe Ivankov, she probably knows the Army's entire plan to take down the gov and yet it never comes up! Does she know about Kuma? Nika? The five elders? Does she secretly communicate with the Rev Army????

Zoro: I love the idea of Perona teaching Zoro about fashion. It wouldn't have plot relevance but imagine him busting out some fashion tips out of nowhere every so often.

I'd love to hear more ideas, the missed opportunities here haunt me.

Edit: link to ongoing collection of headcanons since some people only see the first four ideas

[dykealloy]

what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc