T I C K , T I C K , B O O M

indie hawkeye rp blog. most images arent mine

[clefairymoon]

HEY FLORIDA.

The governor just stated if you can’t get out of any mandatory evacuation, whether for fuel or any reason at all, call 1-800-955-5504, right now! The’ll help if you don’t have money, if you have pets, etc. They want you to call NOW because there is time to help you. (I guess signal boosting this is an upside to being subjected to the weather channel while living utterly landlocked.)

[tonylovebot-deactivated20180612]

#combat ready even during a normal conversation

[widowesque]

circustrickshots:

clint quickly ducked into a 24 hour store, nodding a silent apology to the overly tired two cashiers that were visibly irritated with him. “aww, cupcake, you KNOW it was your tendancy for surprises that caught me in the first place,” he bit back quite sarcastically as he held the fridge of the dairy section open with his shoulder, pushing past the 5 flavours kept in stock. “Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, salted caramel or vani- nevermind” make that the 4 flavours kept in stock. 

            “ CORRECTION, i told my family about tasha. it was a dare, long story. but when you think about it the only difference about you two is your hair colour,” he paused and smiled to himself. “oh, and how bareable it is to be around either one of you.”

there’s a yelp of indignation from her end of the line. “sweet baby, if you LOVED ME, you wouldn’t have to ask !” she decides to let him off the hook just a bit, mostly from shock at how easily she just called him such a thing. “i forgive you, we’ll practice when you get t’me – salted caramel and chocolate, please. i like the swirl, i’ll PAY YOU BACK.” kat laughs into the phone. “thanks, honey, you’re a PEACH.”

      “i can’t believe you love my sister more than me,” and there’s that tone again ( although she reminds herself it’s ONLY ACTING. ) “i’m way cuter than her. and way BETTER AT PARTIES ! how much did you drink?”

[circustrickshots]

"sweet baby? you’re FEELING IT tonight aren’t ya? just for that i’ll fork out the extra $6 it takes to fuel you’re gigantic sweet tooth, sugar baby.” clint mentally high fived himsef for that joke, and just to fuel that funny-fire, he reached for a box of condoms, earning a Grade A Look from the cashier.

       “well i’ve known your sister longer and when she was OLDER , not to mention we like, had a Relationship, capital ‘R’ for like a year. i had to rip you from the WEAPONS ROOM several times, so, yeah.” clint snorted. “i’d beg to differ, both of you are pretty cute, though you got me on the party one.”

[widowesque]

circustrickshots:

“nooo you’re so ruuude,” clint MOCKED as he pulled on a jacket and stepped out the door, making a mental note to stop at the store a block away from kat’s and get that ice cream she was whining about. “i’m nice to you! you just don’t like reasonable is all!”

“listen, kiddo, if we’re gonna be married, we gotta have tose quirky little things that we call each other,” he smirked to himself as he strode down the CHILLY streets of new york at 3 a.m. “mine for you is ‘rina, and yours for me is definitely not gonna be clinton. plus, admit it, it’s my farmboyish charm that hooked you in the first place isn’t it?”

“being REASONABLE is overrated. i’m spontaneous, and you better start finding it CUTE, babe.” it trips from her tongue without a thought – there’s the SPONTANEITY she so prides herself on, coming back to bite her immediately. “how far are you? i need something to lay on, this couch is GARBAGE.” 

        a scoff. “please, i am the queen of cute names, and you will not call me ‘rina, with any accent. we’ll think of it on the flight, angelface.” she’s not quite satisfied with that one. “ooh, did you tell your family about me already? did you describe me as being as adorable as i really am? say yes !!”

[circustrickshots]

clint quickly ducked into a 24 hour store, nodding a silent apology to the overly tired two cashiers that were visibly irritated with him. “aww, cupcake, you KNOW it was your tendancy for surprises that caught me in the first place,” he bit back quite sarcastically as he held the fridge of the dairy section open with his shoulder, pushing past the 5 flavours kept in stock. “Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, salted caramel or vani- nevermind” make that the 4 flavours kept in stock. 

            “ CORRECTION, i told my family about tasha. it was a dare, long story. but when you think about it the only difference about you two is your hair colour,” he paused and smiled to himself. “oh, and how bareable it is to be around either one of you.”

[widowesque]

@circustrickshots​ from here.

         “but you know how BORED I GET.” kat’s moving quite langorously this morning, almost accidentally provocative, big eyes working their magic on him as they always do. “you can’t keep me locked up like a princess in a tower forever…” head tilting in consideration, catching her lip between her teeth.  “can you?”

[circustrickshots]

            “maybe not FOREVER, love, but for a while,” he assured her; he wa keeping quite still, but his eyes followed her every movement across the room. “tensions are HIGH there days, i cannot and will not risk you life just for your HYPER nature.” his eyes moved from the gentle fall of her hair over her shoulder as she tilted her head and settled on the piece of skin caught between her TEETH.  

[circustrickshots]

❛ is she a good girl ? do you love her ? ❜

@widowesquearchive

“she’s my partner, katarina, of course im somewhat AFFECTIONATE towards her.”

[tunedriver-blog]

‘ baby driver ‘ sentence starters.  (  ask  meme  )

          –––   a  list  of  quotes  from  the  new  movie  ‘ baby  driver ’   with  partial  credit  to  starswritten​  for  a  good  chunk  of  them  !

❛    i  thought  we  weren’t  allowed  to  discuss  our  real  names.    ❜ ❛    you  two  are  perfect  for  each  other.  i  mean  that.    ❜ ❛    this  is  your  fucking  mess  !    ❜ ❛    where  do  you  get  off  ?    ❜ ❛    you  know  that  bitch  ,  baby  ?    ❜ ❛    what’s  the  name  of  that  song  you’re  singing  ?    ❜ ❛    you  know  what  would  be  real  ,  real  romantic  ?  if  you  stabbed  him.    ❜ ❛    you  never  had  a  lucky  song  before  ?    ❜ ❛    tell  me  what  we’re  gonna  do  with  all  that  money.    ❜ ❛    i  make  a  mean  cup  of  coffee.  no  i  don’t  ,  i  make  terrible  coffee.    ❜ ❛    is  she  a  good  girl  ?  do  you  love  her  ?    ❜ ❛    she  was  a  good  girl.  i  loved  her.    ❜ ❛    i  think  …  we  should  get  some  sleep.    ❜ ❛    don’t  listen  to  him.    ❜ ❛    the  bad  news  is  ,  you’re  about  to  make  a  lot  of  money.  the  good  news  is  ,  you’re  about  to  make  a  lot  of  money.    ❜ ❛    look  ,  baby  !  mommy  and  daddy  are  getting  it  on.    ❜ ❛    you  are  so  …  beautiful.    ❜ ❛    you  must  have  friends  in  high  places  to  get  a  table  there.    ❜ ❛    was  he  slow  ?    ❜ ❛    are  you  just  starting  your  day  or  did  you  just  get  off  ?    ❜ ❛    they  call  ,  i  go.    ❜ ❛    i’m  a  driver.    ❜ ❛    well  ,  aren’t  you  mysterious  ?    ❜ ❛    that’s  my  baby.    ❜ ❛    …  questions  ?    ❜ ❛    sometimes  all  i  wanna  do  is  head  west  on  20  in  a  car  i  can’t  afford  ,  with  a  plan  i  don’t  have.    ❜ ❛    that  shit  is  bananas  ,  dog.    ❜ ❛    …  and  that’s  what  makes  him/her/them  the  best.    ❜ ❛    one  more  job  and  i’m  done  ?    ❜ ❛    the  moment  you  catch  feelings  is  the  moment  you  catch  a  bullet.    ❜ ❛    one  of  these  days  ,  baby  ,  you  gotta  get  blood  on  your  hands.    ❜ ❛    time  to  face  the  music.    ❜ ❛    i  have  to  end  this.    ❜ ❛    well  ,  ain’t  y’all  cute  ?    ❜ ❛    people  love  a  great  bank  robbery  story.    ❜ ❛    well  ,  aren’t  you  the  lucky  one  ?    ❜ ❛    that’s  right  !  you  tell  ‘em  ,  baby.    ❜ ❛    that’s  some  oscar  shit  ,  right  there  !    ❜ ❛    you’re  the  best  in  the  business.    ❜ ❛    for  god’s  sakes  ,  [  insert  name  ]  ,  leave  the  kid  alone.    ❜ ❛    yeah  ,  watch  your  mouth.    ❜ ❛    there’s  no  escape  !    ❜ ❛    i  got  the  mental  issues  in  the  crew.  position  taken.    ❜ ❛    that’s  not  the  cops.    ❜ ❛    maybe  your  friend  would  like  to  fill  out  a  suggestion  slip.    ❜ ❛    b - a - b - y  ,  baby.    ❜ ❛    make  sure  you  tip  the  nice  lady.    ❜ ❛    i  thought  i  told  you  to  run.    ❜ ❛    fuck  you  ,  buddy.    ❜ ❛    if  you  don’t  see  me  again  ,  it’s  because  i’m  dead.    ❜ ❛    you  took  away  something  i  loved  ,  now  i’m  going  to  do  the  same  to  you.    ❜ ❛    he’s  a  devil  behind  the  wheel  ,  what  the  hell  else  do  you  gotta  know  ?    ❜

[circustrickshots]

hot dogs  || @widowesque​ (my least favorite pardner)

“ DARLING. ” the word comes out just a bit harsher than he originally intended it to. “i don’t plan on having you around the WORKPLACE, nor do i intend to leave you alone without complete knowledge that you’ll be SAFE ; this is how i’ll ensure it when situations are dire.” to be honest with himself, he wasn’t a fan of having to teach the love of his life how to shoot a PISTOL.

[cameronbaum]

[cellobowsandarrows]

circustrickshots:

meem || @cellobowsandarrows

“ but kaaaaaate, my everything hurts. plus the doc’ put me on bedrest, so, check and mate. ” as if clint futzing barton was ever one to listen to the doctor but, hey, anything to get out of activity and stay in bed

With a heavy sigh, she gave up. “Fine, you know what, I’ll just deal with this myself.” It was what she did wasn’t it? Just sort things herself. “Don’t worry about it it.”

[circustrickshots]

“ katie, c’mon, don’t do me like this,” he pleaded sleepily from the couch. “ you know i’d help you out if i could move more that five inches without spraining somthin’.”

[circustrickshots]

“i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ i know, kitten, but it’s necessary for your SAFETY. i have to ensure every one of my employees knows you’re not to be toyed with. ” 

[circustrickshots]

meem || @cellobowsandarrows

“ but kaaaaaate, my everything hurts. plus the doc’ put me on bedrest, so, check and mate. ” as if clint futzing barton was ever one to listen to the doctor but, hey, anything to get out of activity and stay in bed

[widowesque]

circustrickshots:

“if you keep eating six tubs of flavoured frozen milk an hour, then yeah, romanova. you’re gettin’ kinda PUDGY if you didn’t notice,” he teased back, groaning a bit as he pushed up from the couch. “that noise was not the noise that you think it was, just so you know.” he leaned on the arm of the chair as his legs wobbled.  “aww, ‘rina, don’t go teasin’ me like that y’hear now,” he said, purposefully slipping into a southern accent.

“if you’re gonna DEMAND ice cream from me you’re gonna have to give me at least 10 more minutes. i know you’re a hardass but you gotta be realistic babe.” his accidental ‘babe’ didn’t bother him as much as it should’ve. method ACTING he told himself.

“no ! you’re so rude….” if the whine in her voice hadn’t been evident before, it most CERTAINLY is now. “if we’re gonna get married,” and she catches herself and backtracks, “uh – sorry – FAKE MARRIED, you gotta be nice to me, lamb chop.”

    “mm, sure it wasn’t. and don’t call me ‘rina, clinton.” she laughs despite herself ( he’s scarily good at doing that for her. ) “please just bring me ice cream. that’ll GREASE THE WHEEL and make it easier for me to pretend to be ATTRACTED to your farmboy ass.”

[circustrickshots]

"nooo you’re so ruuude,” clint MOCKED as he pulled on a jacket and stepped out the door, making a mental note to stop at the store a block away from kat’s and get that ice cream she was whining about. “i’m nice to you! you just don’t like reasonable is all!”

“listen, kiddo, if we’re gonna be married, we gotta have tose quirky little things that we call each other,” he smirked to himself as he strode down the CHILLY streets of new york at 3 a.m. “mine for you is ‘rina, and yours for me is definitely not gonna be clinton. plus, admit it, it’s my farmboyish charm that hooked you in the first place isn’t it?”

[circustrickshots]

@widowesque

“nO yOu r E S o R u DE ! ! !”

[melamemea]

secret relationship .

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

[widowesque]

@circustrickshots​, you know what it is !

     she’s sitting at the bartons’ farmhouse kitchen table with clint and laura, the latter of whom is GLARING FAINTLY at her as she always is. not to sound completely vain, but it’s hard being pretty in this business, especially with the married ones. she turns their attention towards cooper and lila’s files, spread beneath immaculately polished red fingernails. “as you see – their progress is coming along very nicely. i couldn’t be prouder ! and they’re lovely children.” she smiles, a bit tightly but no less radiant. “i think my being here is really the catalyst, wouldn’t you agree?” the smile turns on clint, as it does frequently and especially so when laura’s out. “the state wants me to be here more though. it helps with the more… DIFFICULT CONJUGATIONS to have someone here closer to twenty-four/seven.” eyes widen as if she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing, and she laughs in manufactured embarrassment. “not to INTRUDE, of course not ! i would never. but it seems like a good option if you would be all right with that?”         

[circustrickshots]

  clint, to the dismay of laura, always admired the kids’ french tutor’s work. what with his LINE OF WORK, it was difficult to put their kids in a school where neither clint nor laura knew how pure the staff’s intentions were to their kids, or how they viewed SHIELD. therefore, homeschooling them seemed to be the best option. laura did her best with the basics of math and english and, hell, even literature, but the married couple were unsure of what to do when their two kids DEMANDED to learn a second language. clint was never the language learner- the only one that ever stuck well after a mission was russian and they already knew about 15% of the language thanks to their beloved aunty nat, so when clint shared those problems with her, he was pleasantly surprised to learn that her sister was a TOP TIER french tutor. he repeatedly ignored the fact that, other than admiring her teaching skills, he was a bit in love with her. ( sorry laura. ) he shook himself out of the stupor looking at her RADIANT smile put him in. “um, yeah, i- i wouldn’t mind, laura?”

to which laura looked like she absolutely FUCKING minded             

[alecwiens]

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.