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even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol
very funny that literally just riffing on a common tumblr joke about women, but with an especially marginalized group of women, has people months later coming to me like "oh yeah well what about what THIS trans woman you've never met did?" and the answer is still I don't care lol
if I had posted the same thing without the word "trans" the population of this website would go "true" and then keep scrolling
i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
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I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
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#the ancient texts
... My reblog was only six years ago!
“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
A jungle for the house tigers.
Hey artists, C. Spike Trotman, founder of Iron Circus Comics, just posted an invaluable thread on depicting different types of black hair. I’d do the thing where you screencap the whole thread and post it but it’s just too long (which is great because it’s a whole lot of useful information!) Give her a follow while you’re there.
Anyway, go check it out. I just wanted to save it and share it because I didn’t know how much I didn’t know!
This is an amazing resource, not only for artists, but for writers too! I love this!
{ID - tweet from @/Iron_Spike that reads, “Black Hair for Non-Black Artists: a Cheat Sheet Thread. Hi, folks! Just spur-of-the-moment decided to put together some reference for folks who want to draw/model black characters in their work, but arent confident they won’t make simple, obvious mistakes w/r/t black hair. END ID}
I noticed in the comments that some people can’t see the thread, so I took screenshots for y'all!
More will come in reblogs, since tumblr has an image limit
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This is my favourite bit of Jon's character arc:
Jonathan refused to be provoked. "I'm not charitable," he said coolly. "My father was. Now the results of... certain of his charities threaten this kingdom. I wish he had been more just and less kind."
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The sentences for all should have been death - the laws on treason were strict - but Jonathan would not begin his rule with executions. He granted more pardons in the first week of his official reign than had King Roald in all of his.
I'm not being snide, I really like the arc Jon gets of showing how his sense of judgement develops. Later on we do get to see Jon screw up, of course, but overall he's a good ruler and he's a good ruler precisely because he has this incredible sense of scale and of the big picture.
This is easier for me to explain in reference to Daine and Kel, but the sense of bigness is one of my favourite things about Tamora Pierce's writing and the thing that has most influenced me, so I get sentimental about it.
So I absolutely love your pointing this out, and I think it touches on something about Tortall that kind of sneaks beneath the radar! I wrote a passage about Jon in a recent fic that took me by surprise:
...King Jonathan wasn’t his father or even his grandfather, Lady Yolane would face a fair legal trial before any decision was made, but the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Lady Yolane would be dead on Traitor's Hill before the year was out.
I really interrogated that when I went back to reread it, because I wasn't sure it was good characterisation. And then I realised I'd hit on one of Jon's big picture things: the books talk about women fighters and schools, the modernisation of Tortall's armed forces and the development of non-hostile relationships with the Bazhir as changes Jon and Thayet make... but in some ways they walk right past something that changes completely between SotL and PotS, and that's the rule of law.
Jon and Thayet are slowly moving the needle from feudal privilege to the rule of law, so slowly we don't see it happening. King Jasson was a conqueror, famous for steamrolling countries that had the misfortune to be his neighbours; that isn’t accompanied by a merciful or clement attitude to justice. King Roald was prone to inaction, and despite what that bit of SotL says about Jon granting pardons, Roald's the only king we actually see grant an effective pardon - to his treasonous nephew, who then proceeds to wreck shit around him, nearly destroying Tortall and killing hundreds if not thousands. And Roger was originally "convicted" of treason through not judicial trial but a form of trial by ordeal during which Alanna killed him. Fast forward to Jon's reign, and traitors to the Crown are tried in court and sentenced, while trials are held for other crimes and agreements are made with Immortals for the enforcement of the law against their citizens - explicitly different to the previous state of affairs, where Raoul tells us lone knights like SotL!Alanna enforced the law they felt like enforcing. We even get one massive legal set-piece, which I think is a demonstration of how much Tortall has changed as well as how much further it has to go. Joren’s trial is a massive deal, in many ways noble privilege vs the law of the land - Joren can't be brought to trial until he's off his family's lands, but the fact that he's tried for kidnapping a servant girl at all is considered an outrage by his advocate and the Stone Mountain steward is stunned by the size of the fine. Duke Turomot goes out of his way to make the fine as heavy as possible. It's meaningful that he did that, and that Jon and Thayet showed up to see it done, and especially that the crown prince showed up to sit with Kel and Neal - Prince Roald is subtler than his parents, but that would have been a huge political statement. You can bet everyone noticed. And it's also meaningful that when Kel appeals to the king for justice, it's not for his personal intervention in the specific case, it's to change the law. I think we overlook the fact that Jon and Thayet want to make the change Kel demanded in favour of assuming Jon's trying to win her confidence, but that's only one of the potential reasons Raoul gives for his complicated friend's decision. And Jon himself explicitly says to Kel that she can't challenge Joren because challenging him would be based on noble privilege, not the rule of law for all, and it's the rule of law for all that they're trying to establish. Kel acknowledges the accuracy of that.
Alanna fights repeatedly to establish Jon's feudal authority. Kel swears an oath to Jon that she won't use feudal authority to take private vengeance. That's how much Tortall has changed in just twenty years. 500 years from Squire there will be very frustrated academics wishing that, just once, dramas about the reign of King Jonathan and Queen Thayet would pay lip service to the massive changes in jurisprudence, but noooo, it's all CGI Immortals and shitty golden armour that looks like it's made of Crunchie wrappers and people duelling when that was illegal by the 470s, can the historians of this world not catch a break even once?
Don't apologize for this essay its magnificent and you are so right.
I think the thing with the pardons for me, is that King Roald granted this pardon, and it was because he doesn't like fuss and trouble and Roger was a close relative, and it would be difficult and awkward and he didn't want to do such a difficult, awkward thing.
Whereas Jon grants this whole list of pardons and they're all for very specific reasons. He grants George a pardon because he has this very specific thing he needs from him, and then he grants a lot of pardons because he knows that if he starts his reign with a mass of executions he'll never live past it.
One of my favourite scenes in Squire (a long list) is the one where Raoul explains to Kel the difference between Warriors, Commanders and Heroes. And Heroes, in the Tortall books really exist to let commanders work. Like, when Nonsense goes down you need people like Alanna and Daine to defeat the evil sorcerer duke/defeat the nameless ones/distract the graveyard hag/yell at several gods. But by doing that, they make enough room for rule of law to take effect.
My favourite scene in Lioness Rampant is actually the council where Alanna is named champion, because she was already a hero when she left Corus in Hand of the Goddess... but there was all this controversy, and she was really unsettled, and she still wasn't comfortable with it (or her magic, or her gender, or her friends, or anything else) but she comes back a real established confident hero. And meanwhile, we haven't seen Raoul or Gary for a book and half and last time we saw Jon was his absolute lowest point. But Alanna walks back in as a hero, and she's greeted by these three fantastic Commander-Statesmen, who all fill in variations on the commander role, and are building rule of law, and are competent, and enthusiastic.
And Pierce is really sincere and serious about her world-building so there's no thinly veiled allegories, or snidness about the gods and immortals and etc. Its these three people (+ my beloved Duke Baird) who are trying to do exactly what you say, and instate this rule of law... but they live in a world of Gods and Monsters and Evil Sorcerers, so they need Alanna to give them the space to do it in.
And furthermore I also love (this is getting out of hand but its true), that after two superb hero characters (Alanna and Daine), we get Kel, who is a commander character... but she's much younger, so she has never known the randomness and feudalness that would have been familiar to Alanna, she's grown up under rule of law, she's used to Jon's overall level of success to the point that she can take it for granted and say "that's not good enough, we're not stopping here" which is superb.
And you're SO RIGHT about the historians.
All of this! And I think it makes an especially fascinating contrast with the fact that, in-universe, Jon's reign is the Reign Where All The Nonsense Happened. Immortals were a half-forgotten nightmare! Wild magic was a disrespected folk practice and a niche academic interest! Alanna was only the harbinger of Tortall taking one giant leap into what her contemporaries consider a time of myths and legends. I think it's Lord Imrah of Legann, or maybe Lady Marielle, who says that when they tell the story of these battles their grandchildren won't believe them.
And Jon and Thayet, as rulers, respond to that with revitalised infrastructure, military reform, and legal innovation.
You are so right and its a detail that I love so much.
I feel like lesser politicians than Jon and Thayet could really have folded up in the face of the Immortals, and essentially given up on serious innovation because of the need to deal with them. But Jon and Thayet, in addition to their other good qualities really know how to not waste a crisis, so they sort of say, well, we have to change in the face of this, so we're going to change the way we want.
It's really funny when people think Iran is a desert cause we literally have forests in the north?? The Caspian sea is right up there?? Buddy they're still shoveling snow in Sabalan lmaoo
Visual reference:
Sabalan mountain, Ardabil
Masal, Guilan
Saravan forest park, Guilan
Caspian sea
Iranian mutuals mentioned that other provinces like Kurdistan and Chahar Mahal and Bakhtiari are missing so here you go ;)
I'll try to list other provinces later but feel free to add your own
Uramanat, Kurdistan province
Sirvan lake, Kurdistan province
Saraab cave, Shar-e-Kurd
Gandoman lagoon, Chahar Mahal and Bakhtiari province
i was gonna just leave this in tags but i felt i needed to add the picture: it's wild how people don't get how big iran is, obviously it's racism people just don't care and assume "ah must be a bunch of primitive desert huts" or whatever but like, imagine writing off this whole area as probably some desert because there's a desert in the middle and ignore the whole ocean and two mountain ranges and all the forests and whatnot like even if it was just as big as california that's pretty huge and diverse as climate and geography
random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time
2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber
you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies
yes and! I love cooking soba noodles, rinsing them with cold water, and serving them cold with a basic soy/rice vinegar/sesame oil dressing + chilled cooked edamame beans, cold smoked tofu, sliced cucumber, and scallions. Barely blanched green beans or thawed frozen peas also work instead of edamame. Baby spinach chopped into thin strips and/or chopped basil and/or chopped cilantro are also great. Lime zest & lime juice instead of rice vinegar is also great.
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