Youve come to the wrong town motherfucker

Im a normal blog come closer

[insomnicbypasser]

I just wanna say that if you are looking at my blog looking for my own original content? Good fucking luck the only like three posts i have that are over 100 notes are all posts about the tumblr sexyman wars and i rarely tag my reblogs you are fending for yourself here this blog is stricktly me stumbling through tags quickly reblogging posts i like as if i have found a cool pebble and im holding them up to my followers who are 80% porn bots like a peasant showing their meager bounty to the kings court

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[insomnicbypasser]

Cant eait for when we get to chapter 7 for the weird route and find out onion san has been shilling with gaster for 3 days bwcause he ALSO clipped out of bounds when he went to go check out the sound in the lake

[insomnicbypasser]

Stupid deltarune theory where papyrus isnt actually at his and sans' house becuase hes currently at college waiting like asriel is and it will be revealed in very comedic fashion when sans gets in the car with us to go pick up asriel

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[paper-mario-wiki]

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

[wukker]

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

[paper-mario-wiki]

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

[saint-soap]

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[eggthew]

I am choosing to have hope

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[onetruefool]

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[insomnicbypasser]

That was maybe the most overstimulating 30 minutes of my life and i honestly wouldnt have it any other way another 30 blinding explosions please

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[pukicho]

Hey ermm if you're a professional mixing or mastering engineer I got this Rupert neve MBT I wanna sell!! feel free to DM if interested thanks!!!!

[pukicho]

The experience I offer is unlike any other bolgger

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[retquits]

i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

[retquits]

i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲

[insomnicbypasser]

Ooooh my god i will too now have to start asking periodically for jpegs of Miss Jpeg...

[targetedknowledge]