magneto was right

• Ari • He/They • 20s • Nice Jewish Nonbinary • White • Libra •

[bisexualmoses]

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

[bisexualmoses]

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

[bisexualmoses]

These pictures are forty minutes apart

[bisexualmoses]

I closed the window blinds moth party is over folks

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[bisexualmoses]

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

[bisexualmoses]

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

[bisexualmoses]

These pictures are forty minutes apart

[bisexualmoses]

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

[bisexualmoses]

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[leupagus]

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

[bisexualmoses]

On call tomorrow :( anxious + can’t sleep … which is only going to make tomorrow worse …

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

if he rips his father's still beating heart out of his chest with his bare hands i would vote for him

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled, 1955, Oil on canvas

© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/Artists Rights Society (ARS)

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[bisexualmoses]

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

[maviyenot]

[mal-studyblr]

hey quick PSA but “reading before bed to wind down” only works if you’re normal about books btw. if you aren’t you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[bisexualmoses]

I don’t even know where my evening went