Wow! Manmade Horrors Within My Comprehension!

he/they, born 2000, autistic | WARNING: I reblog without tags 99% of the time | yes I have a graphic design degree, no my blog is NOT very customized | [icon by @dork-industries-art]

[halethleia]

[whyehhe]

Some interactions before he left

[robotrocky]

I’d like to propose the idea that Eridians have a way to record and replay “Spacial Audio Data.” Aka recording not only the sounds being performed, but also recording the performers themselves. The resulting recording would be like an audio hologram of sorts, so high quality that if a listener (or a group of them) sat in a particular spot they would be able to perceive 360 degree plays, concerts, poems ect, as if the people performing were in the same room with them.

It’s an amazing trick of the sense. Some likely find it disorienting (like people who get motion sick while playing a video game) But could you imagine the fucking horror Eridians could make with tech like that? The kind of comedy they could come up with? The ethereal experience of being surrounded by the planet’s best singers? Not to mention the pornography potential— [I’m dragged off stage]

[emptyskiff]

based on a real conversation i had with an oomf

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[manuuart]

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

(Markplier please stop going to the hospital YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BODY IS CAPPABLE OF )

[anya-ackerman]

I am such a firm believer that Simon, at his baseline, is a massive fucking goofball.

Maybe it’s taking too much inspiration from Mark himself but I don’t care, I firmly believe that Simon’s baseline outside of a life or death situation is witty and goofy and, dare I say, charismatic.

He makes jokes, sometimes at inappropriate times just because it’d be funny to do so and piss someone off. He’s not oblivious to how he looks and he uses it FULLY to his advantage. He’s playful and teasing and enjoys making Ryland flustered or playing “Devil’s advocate” for a point he doesn’t actually believe in just because it’s funny watching Rocky get so heated at him.

And speaking of him and Rocky, my GOD the menaces these two would be together. They’re absolutely the best of friends but those kinds of friends that you know something is going to either explode, catch fire or someone will end up in the hospital every time they hang out but it’s always worth it.

If Ryland left him to make his own entries for the Beetles it would feel like Mark’s “reviewing every flashlight” or “Amazon self-defense items” or “Del Monte is dead to me” videos because Simon just thinks it’d be funny to send some random, goofy ass shit back to Earth.

It’s Ryland doing all the important stuff, after all, Simon figures. He’s just fucking around because Ryland was so adamant Simon should be able to make his own videos like Rocky got to because he’s part of the crew and, well, who is Simon to say no to his angel like that?

Poor Eva ends up having to sort through video footage from a man she does NOT remember sending up into space rambling at her about how:

“You know I didn’t actually like canned corn, the corn water was too sweet, I always preferred cracking open a can of green beans and just adding some salt and pepper and eating that by the way I found some sunglasses and a bigass fucking flashlight that might actually pass for a small star, Rocky and I are gonna see how bright we can get it before I possibly blind myself but don’t tell Ryland he’ll just worry but it’s fine I’m doing my own science experiments, it’s fine—”

[spotlights-and-stars]

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

[64mpg]

they’re going to catch me and punish me <- not doing anything wrong

[saym0-0]

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[00000066]

[kaomojiloser]

rocky learns how to do a keyboard “smash”

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[groveofgreen]

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[orphetoon]

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

[herpsandbirds]