Mothafucken Mushrumps

hey I'm emway call me em, and you are looking at this here blog. 21+ old and @emway99 is me art blog

[kazyulia]

what a beautiful wedding!

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[drawingden]

Colour Painting Tips by slawekfedorczuk

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[jimbles-archive]

[why-i-love-comics]

Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

[prince-johnny]

[zzoupz]

crushes

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[busket]

ngl I feel like this archetype of the trans man who transitions and passes and then begins to join cis men in their misogyny and say awful things about girls without batting an eye is probably more based in hypothetical than anecdotal experience. not saying it cant happen, but all the trans men ive ever talked to are deeply disturbed by chauvanist men. theres an innate sense of "oh this guy is a creep" when talking to misogynists. and trans men may have had experiences of being too uncomfortable or afraid to speak out against cis men when theyre being misogynistic, but they dont just fall in rank because most often they know what its like to be a woman.

and its not like men are the only groups that come together to be misogynistic, either... some of the most misogynistic people ive met were girls; "pick mes" or "not a girls girl" etc. I think this idea that trans men are somehow more susceptible to becoming misogynists in order to fit in with sexist cis men is rooted in the terf belief that we are traitors who will kill all our morals to be men. but thats just not true.

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[tashgoose]

A sketch sheet to explore Nirin’s (fa) creature concept. She has a mix of lizard, dragon and raptor influences in her design. And can switch between bipedal and quadrupedal stances. Pretty fun to try and figure out!

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[what-even-is-thiss]

Learning that the problem with my ear was that stomach acid was getting in there. Weird. I forgot that the mouth and ears are connected tbh.

[hunkychewbacca]

Wait what?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I forget what it’s called but there’s tubes that connect your ear canals to your nose and mouth and I was getting burning feelings in my ear and jaw pain on my left side that I didn’t understand but apparently it’s because stomach acid was getting in there while I slept on my side.

I’ve had problems with these tubes for my whole life just due to like idk the way my body is formed. They can’t really be fixed. My whole body is moderately lopsided. The ones on the right side are too narrow which leads to that ear getting plugged a lot and the ones on the left are too wide which leads to stuff from my mouth and nose getting in there and causing ear infections.

Despite having these issues I still manage to forget that I have them lol. My right ear being plugged sometimes is just a part of my life I don’t think about much anymore.

I’ve never had stomach acid get in there before though which is why this issue was so confusing.

I had a phone appointment with my doctor about it and I’m gonna start taking an h2 inhibitor and eating more fiber before bed to control my stomach acid a bit better. We don’t want acid slowly damaging my inner ears after all.

Anyways add to the weird list of things that can happen apparently

[curious-blossom]

those devious Eustachian tubes

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah those guys

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

THE EEL SKIN TEXTURE IS FACES. I just noticed this while I was adding these images to the wiki.

REMEMBER WAYYYYY BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I SAID THE BLOOD REMINDED ME OF MINECRAFT SOUL SAND BECAUSE THERE WERE WEIRD FUCKING FACES IN THE TEXTURES????? LOOK:

God I LOVE calling shit. I said this out of my ass earlier because I remembered in the theater that some of the blood growths on the inside of the submersible looked weirdly like skulls. Low and behold, here comes our lord and savior Deadlymelodic.

The blood takes the shape of a human visage in the same way honey crystalizes into hexagons. What a horrible thought.

[tahobitz]