funky and a lil chunky

cats, cats, cats... and maybe a few too many selfies

[cittycat91]

Tulsa night sky

[louisvuitttonn]

Duckie Thot for Pat McGrath, 2016

[prideprejudce]

i love watching the show my cat from hell because 9/10 times it usually features a heterosexual couple fighting over their hellion cat with one partner (usually the guy) saying “i cant stand this cat it needs to leave” while the girl is just like “no we can figure something out” and when jackson galaxy asks them if they would call it quits over the cat the guy is just like “ofc not she would always choose me over the cat” but if you zoom in on the girls face when he says that you know,,,,,you know,,,,,who will be leaving,,,,,,,,that house first

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I was watching an episode w my dad and he couldn’t understand why they hadn’t gotten rid of the cat, but then I said something I guess he wasn’t expecting:

“The second a man gives me an ultimatum, the relationship is over.”

He kept harping that I’m going to be a very lonely woman with that attitude, so I told him that a man’s conditional affection, if it can be withdrawn or withheld over anything, is disingenuous and therefore worthless to me.

[radical-desiderium]

When you have a pet, that animal’s whole world revolves around you. They rely on you for everything. My pets are important to me, and if I got into a new relationship with somebody and they wanted them gone, I would dump that person’s ass in a heartbeat. My pets are my responsibility and my family. If a prospective partner really cared about me, they wouldn’t ever give me an ultimatum or try to force me to give up my animals. That’s not someone I want in my life.

“It’s the cat or me.” Welp, I guess I choose the cat because I’ve had him since he was a kitten and he doesn’t care for anyone but me. You can find somebody else to put up with your ultimatum bullshit.

[cittycat91]

My cats are prettier than you.

[cwote]

Some days you just have to say “fuck it, I did what I could today” and just let go of all the stuff you wanted to do. Life is too short to be angry with yourself for being human.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“It’s Raining Men,” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives.

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many miles of penis I’ve stroked up to this point of my life

[just-shower-thoughts]

If marriage has taught me anything, it’s that you don’t have to be untrustworthy to be mistrusted.

[amyloosemore-deactivated2021052]

Star Wars/Back to the Future mashups by Thirsty Bstrd

[medblrlove-deactivated20160516]

No amount of great sex, great personality, great food, great looks or anything else will keep a man faithful if he doesn’t want to be.

[medblrlove-deactivated20160516]

So stop letting men manipulate you into thinking you have to achieve some level of godly womanhood to be worth their time.

[flawlesstrueperfection-deactiva]

the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly

once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally

your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes

your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it

[faxmachine-deactivated20210609]

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

[phampants]

[lil-fkn-bitch]

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

[our-secret-adventuress]

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

[thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea]

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

[roachpatrol]

also if you complain a girl’s ‘too loose’ from fucking other guys, aren’t you actually complaining that all those other guys have significantly larger dicks than you?

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[nali-darling]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[tamper]

[cittycat91]

Omg omg omg omg yes.