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[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[lesbiandarvey]

actually romantic music video about toxic yuri between two women who are like, surburban pta moms

[senatortedcruz]

I love being a millennial because I can discuss sex with my friends

[senatortedcruz]

Best part of being a millennial is being able to talk about sex with friends without the zoomer in your head clutching their pearls and drafting a call out post about you and the second best part is-and idk how to word this so don’t interpret it in the worst possible faith and come for me or whatever-is im still moved by multiculturalism, globalism, the whole we are all one race the human race that The Color of Friendship, Remember the Titans, Mississippi Masala was trying to teach us. Idk man I found myself smiling at an Airbnb commercial reminding us that Punk music was the result of Jamaican sound systems in England and churros came to Spain from North Africa. You don’t see too many celebrating those values these days.

[victusinveritas]

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[kreetn]

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

[flagellant]

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

[maggiedeshiboux]

the other reason the leprechaun shoots the king of england in the head is that, unnatural abomination against God and Fey alike or not, it's still Irish

[roycohn]

happy lottery day girlies!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[11032025-deactivated20251104]

[helenvaughans]

incredible discourse happening today on x, the everything app

[helenvaughans]

[charl0ttan]

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

[charl0ttan]

something earth shattering going on here

[emily84]

this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there

a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

[clayandsorcery]

Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[maryoliveoil]

Sorry boss, can’t work today. Need to write Sandra Hüller a letter and take her out for a drink

[swagophile]

jf i was vladimir nabokov and i was writing lolita i would make her an adult becaude then it would t be dark problematic media and instead a sweet romabce between two adults (woke and pure)

[gatherround]

[gokusclit]

whenever ppl r like feminism is abt a women’s right to CHOOSE what she wants every choice a woman makes is FEMINIST I have to laugh bc how do u think the feminists got us this far do u think there weren’t women back then who were like noooo i love being with my husband who beats me and has all rights to my body and finances you bitches are crazy! Of course there were and they were left tf behind like

[creature-wizard]

Why is salt good for exorcism and banishing and all that jazz? Well you see, way back in the day people knew jack-all about germs and microbes and for all they knew it was evil spirits that got into their food and made it go a-spoil. They Noticed and Observed that when you soaked food in a Lot of Salt, food stayed good longer. So that meant that the salt was keeping the bad spirits out. Now, tossing around salt and making salt circles makes for dramatic rituals, sure. But I think we all know that some entities are just powerful bastards and need some extra oomph to get them out of the damn house. You know what is more potent than salt at killing bacteria and germs? Bleach. You know what’s really good for just killing all kinds of stuff very dead? Medical autoclaves. Now I understand that not all of you have access to autoclaves, but I understand that a good pressure cooker can also do for sterilization. So therefore, I propose that if you have yourself a haunted doll or something that isn’t reponding to the usual methods, a wash with chlorine might be in order; and if that doesn’t to the job, a visit to the Insta-Pot might teach the bastard who’s boss around here. (Of course there might not be much of a doll left but it wasn’t like you needed to keep it around, anyway.)