ChelseaKitten

Art eclectic and enthusiast. I'm also fandom trash.

[hotbabespaghetti]

This is probably the cutest

[kaijutegu]

This is the perfect pet for people who want to keep a small container of water with something pretty in it. Even though it’s a plant and not a fish, it’s way cuter than a sad, cramped betta- and less maintenance, too. A marimo is perfect for that pretty aesthetic or your college dorm room. Want a mason jar aquarium? A marimo will be perfectly happy in there. Want a fishbowl with pretty rocks? Get a marimo, or even a few of them! I can’t overstate how wonderful and cute marimo are.

[animalwelfarists]

Reblogging this here in case anyone wants to see literally the only pet that can be humanely kept in a mason jar or a fish bowl.

Also I’m totally getting one bc that’s cute af

[blackbackedjackal]

I hit another follower milestone some time ago so it’s time for another giveaway! The giveaway is for a wallhanger red fox pelt a friend of mine donated to the blog <3  

Rules:

USA entries only!

Likes & reblogs count as entry. You can reblog as many times as you like during the giveaway so long as it’s not spam heavy! Please limit reblogs to 3 per day!

Please follow @blackbackedjackal to keep track of updates and future giveaways! 

If you reblog the post to a sideblog, please include your main blog in the tags so I know where you followed from!

If I hit another follower milestone during the giveaway I will add a surprise item <3! 

Must be 18 or older to enter. 

Giveaway will end December 8th @ 12pm EST.

Winner will be selected via a random number generator.

Winner must contact me with their shipping address within 24 hours or another winner will be chosen. I’ll cover shipping costs! 

This giveaway is not endorsed by tumblr.

If you have any further questions feel free to message me! Thank you and good luck <33!!  

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[formaldehound-deactivated202404]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR BEST FRIEND, @ckitten666!!! I LOVE YA! 💗🎉🎊🎈🎁🎂

[ckitten666]

AHHHH 😭

[gayhella-deactivated20140131]

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

[amandaxstrange-archive]

#real talk one time this punk in intro to creative writing tried to psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed ‘dont presume to know me son of man’#he was accepatably baffled and terrified and i felt powerful and celestial so all was well

[stephendann]

Oooh! I have done this a few times.

One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me when I’m sitting around.  Because they usually have a cold open like “The Lord has called me to you” replying with “Indeed He Has My Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that you are known to Him”.  Throw inflections into the wrong points in words, but do it with a very calming presence.  After all, you’re the SMS from the afterlife, you’re merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding them in an uncomforting way.

Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back.

(This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide about me)

[fanboyingduringteatime]

I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do something or another to prove my “manliness”. I calmly replied “How cute of you to think I´m human…” and kept walking. He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him say “yeah…good point.”

[formaldehound-deactivated202404]

@ckitten666 these all seem like things you would do 😂😂

[ckitten666]

Oh absolutely. People are always so baffled when I tell them that I refuse to call myself human. I've had maybe humorous situations where I've called someone human or said something about me not being human. The look that people get is always priceless.

[kittehkats]

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

[mystisnykoto]

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

[keelime-art]

Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Cats are soft and gentle souls <3

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@dulcetlips

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[babyanimalgifs]

I guess cats aren’t so cold after all

[pentollsinwriter]

Writer Appreciation Day

So, I thought I should shout out to my love for all the writers I love

Noticed that past tense? Good

I am not going to tag Anyone on this post. Not because I am shy, not because I don’t want to forget anyone.

I am not doing that because What I am about to say is for every writer, not just in the fandom, but to everyone on this site or just visits It.

You are fantastic, let’s just get that out of the way first.

And yes, I know You want to argue (I would) But I mean It. No matter if you are a famous writer who is selling books and millions had read your story, no matter if your blog is dedicated to one fandom or mixing many and scribble down scenarios for that, no matter if you are a little blog, trying to swim in this Huge ocean We call Tumblr, no matter if you only write stories to yourself, keeping those drafts and drabbles in a neat pile in your drawer.

You are fantastic for What you are doing and don’t let Anyone tell you otherwise. Especially yourself.

There are So many of us and We all differ So much, which always makes us question ourselves; “this person can write a fic in a day while I struggle for a month, am I even good?” “I always have to look up synonyms because I use the same words too much, maybe I should just give up hoping I can be better?”

Let me tell you something

Learning how to be better at writing AND comparing yourself to a writer to See how “good” you are is NOT the same.

Sure, you can learn from other writers. Different words, different idioms, you can get help from them when It comes to writing a certain type of character in a situation. But all those that I just listed are simply different ways of writing. They chose to do that And just because you didn’t /don’t, that doesnt mean You are “bad” at What you are doing

Just simply keep going. I know im saying “simple” while its much harder than It is, But don’t give up. Because Every writer, no matter your style, can find people who love their work.

Just because you have smaller followers, doesn’t mean You are not “good”

Just because you don’t show your work to others, doesn’t mean You are not “good”

None of that means that you are not doing something amazing with those words you write or type down. Believing in yourself is hard But It is possible. And there are always others who will believe you too. Just like now I do in all of you

As I said before

You are all fantastic

Don’t forget that

And don’t let Anyone tell you otherwise 💜

[ckitten666]

A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING @formalde-hound

[8-bitonionring]

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[ckitten666]

I'm not your idea "perfect"... And I've decided that's just fine.

[the-fear-of-myself-deactivated2]

This could be fun or extremely sad

[slavicwife-deactivated20190505]

1: Name

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favorite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

16: Favorite place

17: Favorite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favorite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

27: Meaning behind my URL

28: Favorite movie

29: Favorite song

30: Favorite band

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

33: My current relationship status

34: My relationship with my parents

35: Favorite holiday

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?

45: Where am I right now?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

49: Am I excited for anything?

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

55: What is something I disliked about today?

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

57: What do I think about most?

58: What’s my strangest talent?

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

61: What was the last lie I told?

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

64: Do I believe in magic?

65: Do I believe in luck?

66: What's the weather like right now?

67: What was the last book I've read?

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

71: Do I spend money or save it?

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

74: Favorite animal?

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

78: How can you win my heart?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

80: What is my favorite word?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

87: Had sex?

88: Bought condoms?

89: Gotten pregnant?

90: Failed a class?

91: Kissed a boy?

92: Kissed a girl?

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94: Had job?

95: Left the house without my wallet?

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

97: Had sex in public?

98: Played on a sports team?

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

102: Drank alcohol?

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

105: Been underweight?

106: Been to a wedding?

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

109: Been outside my home country?

110: Gotten my heart broken?

111: Been to a professional sports game?

112: Broken a bone?

113: Cut myself?

114: Been to prom?

115: Been in airplane?

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119: Learned another language?

120: Wore make up?

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

122: Had oral sex?

123: Dyed my hair?

124: Voted in a presidential election?

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

127: Met someone famous?

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

129: Peed outside?

130: Been fishing?

131: Helped with charity?

132: Been rejected by a crush?

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?

ask me some questions guys ^U^ get to know me sooome :3

[ckitten666]

Honestly I'm tempted to just answer all these tbh. It would be a way for some of you to get to know me

[formaldehound-deactivated202404]

Ok so @ckitten666 and I have preeeetty much decided to start up our own website for the business! So until that gets going, we’re selling through social media and accepting payment through PayPal! So if you see anything on ma blog that you’d like to buy, feel free to message me!

[formaldehound-deactivated202404]

Hey everyone! This is an emergency. My sister and her kitty need your help!! She came home from work to find that he had thrown up and peed on the floor and was just laying there, panting and whimpering. She rushed him to the animal hospital right then. He has to have more tests run to see what exactly the problem is, but my sister is already in bad shape financially (over $1,200 in expenses overnight). She’s scared and so am I because this little devil means the world to us. I love him more than life itself. And I think my sis should be able to make decisions solely based off of what is best for Ziggy, regardless of cost. So I started up this GoFundMe to help ease some of her stress. Please, PLEASE donate if you can. Or spread the word, anything would be a huge help to us!! I can’t even imagine living without my precious nephew. 💔

[ckitten666]

I'm sharing because I love that crazy cat with all my heart. He means so much to all of us and I'm worried sick about him. PLEASE if you can help it would mean the world. Nothing is too small.

[ckitten666]

I don't know. Do I have anger issues?

[formaldehound-deactivated202404]

🍬🍭🍫

https://www.etsy.com/shop/kitcatstudio

[ckitten666]

So proud of Hound on this one. I think it's my favorite piece so far