MUSE MEMES- The Breakfast Club edition
"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."
"Are your parents aware of this?"
"Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?"
"I already told you everything."
"I don't screw to get respect."
"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"
"I'm doing society a favor."
"You really think I give a shit?"
"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
"When you grow up, your heart dies."
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"It's because you're afraid."
"Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?"
"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...?"
"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."
"You know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like."
"That's real intelligent."
"Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?"
"I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say."
"Oh, sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried."