Coconut

whaddup, im zoe, im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

[clair-de-loser]

i just raelized\

i have car

i can social

i just needto

find people

[clair-de-loser]

I CAN GET A TINY GF TO DRIVE AROUND

[clair-de-loser]

granted i’ll have to hold her hand bc im a terrible driver but still she won’t be a dick about it bc she’s not a man

[clair-de-loser]

i just raelized\

i have car

i can social

i just needto

find people

[clair-de-loser]

I CAN GET A TINY GF TO DRIVE AROUND

[memewhore]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

big bear titties. big bear titties.

[littlestarlex]

burn my eyes out

[1010ll]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

[commodorecliche]

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[clair-de-loser]

i just raelized\

i have car

i can social

i just needto

find people

[weloveshortvideos]

[2spleenz]

i have to reblog this every time i see it

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[90skid-com]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[liftedandgiftedd]

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

[morgueresident]

Sounds like something a vampire would say

[someth1ngpersonal]

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

[memewhore]

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[slatesource]

It felt like danger. I don’t get - I don’t get it.

[sugarsculls]

[unclefather]

[baaulp]

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

[saddest-cat-hours]