You don't thank a person for hot orange juice.

Amanda. 19. I live for Sondheim and The X-Files. Formerly known as Morphinetango

[thexfiles]

i’m so mad that hallelujah is a shrek song

[algernonmoncrieff]

I don’t often think musicals are truly important

but when I do, I’m in them

[driftwood-is-burning-blue]

Yes hello I would like to audition for Hamilton my experience includes none I cannot rap and I am whiter than freshly fallen snow

[claire-zachanassian]

hello sweet bread lady, u are so beauty that I smile when I think of your. Many thank.

Thank.

[jodiefoster]

i can’t wait

[icandrawacircle]

The Signs as Hamilton Songs

*scientifically assigned by me based on the signs’ actual traits. 100% legit.

ARIES: My Shot

TAURUS: Burn

GEMINI: The Schuyler Sisters

CANCER: Dear Theodosia 

LEO: Blow Us All Away

VIRGO: Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story

LIBRA: You’ll Be Back

SCORPIO: Non-Stop 

SAGITTARIUS: Aaron Burr, Sir

CAPRICORN: Satisfied

AQUARIUS: The Room Where It Happens

PISCES: It’s Quiet Uptown

[notyoujamie]

[officialdavidduchovny]

The Rumors are True

I am filled with Bitterness , 

[lolripbyebye]

This man doesn’t know the difference between an optimist and an optometrist.

[gonewiththepages]

[dr-pep-pep]

nnnNOOO

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

I found it

one of the most pretentious statements made about the theatre ever

[bettedavis111-deactivated201703]

The humble and down to earth Norma Desmond

[theatregraphics]

chandeliers and caviar, the war can’t touch us here!  

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

Spongebob: an unknown for a “star is born” performance

Patrick: Josh Gad

Squidward: Bebe Neuwirth in drag (as a squid)

Mr. Krabs: Mandy Patankin

Sandy: Bernadette Peters

Mrs.Puff: Patti LuPone

Plankton: Patrick Page

Pearl: Annaleigh Ashford

[theperksofbeingthesupreme]

That is actually awful casting.

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

I’m sorry my dream cast of SpongeBob SquarePants: the musical wasn’t up to your standards

[moved-tomodachicollection]

[yalsey-deactivated20160325]

freshman advice

stop fucking screaming

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[itsdlevy]

Bea Arthur: Fifty Percent

Because fuck you that’s why.