If Kanye west was a clam his name would be Clamye

Katie. 17. I love chickens. Bats are my passion. Please ask me questions. 🌚

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[opossummypossum]

feast, my child

[konishiroku]

[alarmedpigeon]

what do i focus on here

[railroadsoftware]

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

[dennys]

[theraindeerking]

Pure bread

[paxamericana]

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[onlytwitterpics]

[tummytat]

if you are a vegan

great!

tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it

but if you ever

ever

tell me that im a killer

or try to make me feel bad

for eating meat

i

will

eat

you

[tilnextime-sluts-deactivated201]

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

[nancybelova-blog]

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

[pr1nceshawn]

[clamyewest]

bluebirdsonawire:

one-handsome-devil:

pr1nceshawn:

What Canned Koala looks like…

I WANT TWELVE.

[awwww-cute]

Found this little guy at college today

[soutasemeshiro-deactivated20151]

I wonder what he is majoring in.

[rynnay]

maybe neuroscience.

[wrote-blog]

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats Being Called Back to the Mothership

“Farewell, hoomans, my planet needs me.”

(photos via sadanduseless)

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[thnks-fr-th-fandoms-deactivated]

THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

[dxssent-deactivated20150810]

boobs-and-blondes

[ramblinroseculper]

I need forty consecutive years of this, not forty seconds.

[clamyewest]

Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?

Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...

Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

[clamyewest]

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Snape: ...Up to something.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[netlfix]

does anyone else feel like school subjects have their own specific colour

[little-lost-head]

math is blue right

[beefucker6969-remade]

MATH IS RED

[happylittledanandphil]

MATH IS INFACT RED

[lamb-swool]

MATH IS BLUE Y'ALL ENGLISH IS RED

[shippersshippeople]

BUT MATH IS GREEN

[grinningmoonlight-deactivated20]

unrest in the synesthesia fandom

[propitlikeithot]

Do you all realize you’re choosing colors based on probably a web of associations from school? Maybe your textbook was that color or maybe you had a folder just for that subject or your teacher always wrote on the board/overhead in that color. You could also be making decisions based on the emotion related to that color and how that subject makes you feel. Psychology is weird.

[bittersweet-constellations]

Math is blue, english is red or purple, science is green, history is yellow