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@clandestine-academy
I am currently working on rebranding this AU into an independent work!
I will be very grateful for everyone who stays, but if you’re here only for South Park content, leaving is very okay.
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More to come...
Meet The Monsters, Part 6, Side characters
Damien, Antichrist
Full Name: Damien Thorn
Species: Demon Entity
Age: 18 autumns
Sexuailty: demiromantic gay
Relationship Status: single, ish
Special Abilities: summoning other demons, fire manipulation and control, control over weather, summoning objets, and honestly a lot more that would be to long to list
Trivia:
All-knowing
Nearly have unlimited powers
Stays mostly to himself, except for when he’s with Pip
Wich is… all the time
Don’t ask him about it he’ll be very angry and that’s no fun
Pip, Living Doll
Full Name: Phillip Pirrup
Species: Simulacrum
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: it’s complicated
Special Abilities: immune to heat and cold, cannot be physically harmed
Trivia:
sweet but lonely
the only one of his kind in this time, feels very insecure about that
actually pretty funny when he opens up
his only friends are Damien and Stan
has spare parts and needs to maintain his body pretty often
Timmy, Merman
Full Name: Timothy Burch
Species: Underwater Entity
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: straight
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: water manipulation, unnaturally fast swimmer, but unable to shift out of his merman form
Trivia:
because he’s unable to shift out of his merman form, he needs a wheelchair like device to get around
and has a water tank for breathing so speaking is hard for him
he’s still a big part of the social scene at school, he’s very charming and charismatic
very talented writer and artist!
good pals with Craig’s gang
Gary, Genie
Full Name: Gary Harrison
Species: Genie Entity
Age: 18 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: shifting in and out of solid matter, object manipulation, good emotional aura
Trivia:
very sweet and outgoing, people either love him or hate him
good friends with Stan and Kenny, while Kyle and Cartman are not big fans
floats around, can teleport short distances and go invisible at will
a very pretty boy idk
Scott, Arthropodal
Full Name: Scott Malkinson
Species: Arthropodal
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: flight, high intellect, ability to tuck away and hide wings and feelers, ability to communicate telepathically with other arthropodals
Trivia:
grew his hair out and into his body around 4th year
got pretty popular with the ladies around then, but he’s a tad shy when it comes to that, so
still has his lisp, and diabetes!
pretty neat abilities and shit, esp if he needs to make a bully step down, most people are afraid spiders, after all
does very well in herbalism, like extremely well
So... Has Jimmy ever transformed into a bat for a joke/prank? If so, when, why and how did it go?
Jimmy: not for a prank, most people are pretty s-suspicious of bats around here!
Tweek: with good reason, man! you could ovehear anything! people don’t like being spied on!
Clyde: you mean like you’re doing when you’re invisible?
Tweek: ahg, that, that’s totally different, man! I can’t help it!
Jimmy: G-great job, Clyde, now he’s g-gone...
Tweek: not gone! just... ah, just a bit invisible, oh boy, and we have class soon, oh geez
Jimmy: someone’s getting y-yelled at by Craig...
Clyde: :(
What IS Kenny up to?
Kenny: as in right now?
Kenny: well, I’m trying to have a good time, but there’s this... voice? in the back of my head?
Kyle: are you talking about me?
Kenny: I sound crazy don’t I? :(
Kyle: Kenneth. You’re not funny. We have a paper due tomorrow!
Kenny: sometimes it tells me to do homework... it’s so weird you guys
Kyle: you’re not funny, Kenny
Kenny: you’re out of style, Kyle
Kyle: *looks into the camera like he’d on the Office*
Can red reverse the effects if she accidentally turns someone to stone?
Red: Fun, my time to shine!
Red: and no, I cannot, and trust me, there will be no accidental turnings. I know what I’m doing.
Heidi: but if it ever where to happen, a good herbalist could probably help.
Nichole: or a necromancer, like Kenny’s brother
Red: yes, because that one went sooo well
Heidi and Nichole: ...
Red: what? I swear that boy just keeps getting dumber by the day, and yesterday he left his arm behind in the dining hall. Disgusting.
Heidi: she’s not always this harsh, I swear...
Nichole: figures that the first time anyone asks us anything, Red scares them off.
For Tweek: what was one of the weirdest things you accidentally saw/overheard while in ghost form?
Tweek: hhng, dude, that’s way too freaky for me to talk about to strangers on the internet...
Tweek: you do not want to see some of these guys «special alone time» dude... you do not
Stan, is it hard for you to go to sleepovers since you sleep in a tank? Do you like, sleep in bathtubs if your not at home?
Stan: I usually stay at home during vacations, and when I was younger I just had my friends to to my place for sleepovers.
Cartman: And by friends, he means friend.
Stan: ...
Cartman: One friend.
Stan: Yeah, I get-
Cartman: And that friend was Kyle.
Stan: *sigh*
Cartman: Just Kyle.
Character asks are back open!
Hey guys!
Sorry for the small hiatus, I’ve been in kind of a rut with my writing, but I’m getting back to it!
I figured a good way to get back into the jist of things would be to start answering some asks here again!
So, the characters open for asks are:
Stan’s Gang (Cartman’s Bitches)
Craig and Those Guys
The Girls
The Siblings
The Goths/Ghouls
Side characters
tiny reminder that these are only text based, and there’s def an advantage to read the characters you’re asking stuff’s files, which are linked above, just to know who their friends are, their species and age etc!
So last night I dreamt that someone was so angry with the fact that I haven’t posted on @clandestine-academy so they straight up stole the whole ass au and blog
needless to say I’m feeling terrible over the fact that I’ve been so bad at writing lately, and I’m writing To Hell and Back right now, hoping I’ll finish it up and actually like it soon, and when that’s done I’ll be back on top of the AU’s, I promise!
lmao sorry guys
So is Pip disliked like he is in cannon or is he more accepted?
ooc I guess but also not really an ask blog so?//
He’s not really as hated as he was in canon, he’s more... not ignored, but kind of overlooked? But he’s a quiet guy, and he has some pretty deep issues with trusting people, which I’ll come back to later in this blog, so people kinda leave him and Damien alone!
**heavy sighing** Dear Sir(Damien), what is your arguably superior opinion on Phillip Pirrup?
Damien: ...do not for a second think that I don’t see through your sarcasm here, but I quite like the «sir» part, so I’ll humor you with this one, anon
Damien: Phillip is an extremley proper and well spoken young man, and I quite enjoy his company
Damien: also, he cannot be physically hurt, which is an advantage for me and my powers
Yo Damien, Whatchya think of Pip ?
Damien: never, ever adress me in such a manner again.
Damien: do you not realize who you are talking to? speak properly!
Craig, how long have you and Tweek been together?
Craig: about a year, I guess
Clyde: *snickers*
Craig: what?
Clyde: nothing, it’s just funny that you act like you haven’t been keeping track of the exact date, and planning an adorable surpr-
Craig: Clyde, I swear to the Gods...
Clyde: *clears his throat*
Clyde: yeah, no, nothing.
Meet The Monsters, Part 6, Side characters
Damien, Antichrist
Full Name: Damien Thorn
Species: Demon Entity
Age: 18 autumns
Sexuailty: demiromantic gay
Relationship Status: single, ish
Special Abilities: summoning other demons, fire manipulation and control, control over weather, summoning objets, and honestly a lot more that would be to long to list
Trivia:
All-knowing
Nearly have unlimited powers
Stays mostly to himself, except for when he’s with Pip
Wich is… all the time
Don’t ask him about it he’ll be very angry and that’s no fun
Pip, Living Doll
Full Name: Phillip Pirrup
Species: Simulacrum
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: it’s complicated
Special Abilities: immune to heat and cold, cannot be physically harmed
Trivia:
sweet but lonely
the only one of his kind in this time, feels very insecure about that
actually pretty funny when he opens up
his only friends are Damien and Stan
has spare parts and needs to maintain his body pretty often
Timmy, Merman
Full Name: Timothy Burch
Species: Underwater Entity
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: straight
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: water manipulation, unnaturally fast swimmer, but unable to shift out of his merman form
Trivia:
because he’s unable to shift out of his merman form, he needs a wheelchair like device to get around
and has a water tank for breathing so speaking is hard for him
he’s still a big part of the social scene at school, he’s very charming and charismatic
very talented writer and artist!
good pals with Craig’s gang
Gary, Genie
Full Name: Gary Harrison
Species: Genie Entity
Age: 18 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: shifting in and out of solid matter, object manipulation, good emotional aura
Trivia:
very sweet and outgoing, people either love him or hate him
good friends with Stan and Kenny, while Kyle and Cartman are not big fans
floats around, can teleport short distances and go invisible at will
a very pretty boy idk
Scott, Arthropodal
Full Name: Scott Malkinson
Species: Arthropodal
Age: 17 autumns
Sexuailty: bisexual
Relationship Status: single
Special Abilities: flight, high intellect, ability to tuck away and hide wings and feelers, ability to communicate telepathically with other arthropodals
Trivia:
grew his hair out and into his body around 4th year
got pretty popular with the ladies around then, but he’s a tad shy when it comes to that, so
still has his lisp, and diabetes!
pretty neat abilities and shit, esp if he needs to make a bully step down, most people are afraid spiders, after all
does very well in herbalism, like extremely well
Hey scott, how are you and also you're a arthropodal right? What kind like a moth, spider/hybrid(?). I am sorry if im being rude i was curious and little confused. Also tell butters i said hi and that hes not the only one interested in the addams family(watch the movie/clips, sometimes). Bye, love and kisses from bovine/cow creature anon,💚💛💚💛💚💛💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚❣💌
Scott: I am alright, thanks! For the what kind of arthropodal part, no worries! I guess I’m closer to a dragonfly, based on wing size and look? I have feelers on my head though, so I guess hybrid would be correct!
Scott: Honesty I just am what I am, I don’t think too much about the details, I suppose I should do some more research, huh
Pip, Can you move your fingers or do you have to swap your hands with spare ones in other positions, eg a fist or the peace sign (like what people who do stop motions with actual dolls do)? Does that make sense?
Pip: Oh yes, my friend, you make quite a lot of sense!
Pip: That depends on which type of arm I am wearing at the moment, different types of arms have different perks and downsides! The one I am wearing now, for example, is good for hand movements but no good for carrying heavier things!
Character Asks OPEN!
as the blog is finally updated, it’s my pleasure to offically open up the asks for some of the Main Characters!
As per now, characters available for asks are:
Stan’s Gang
Craig and Those Guys
The Girls
The Siblings (just the ones left in school, so not Kevin and Shelly)
The ask will be just text, I’m in no position to draw answers rn, but I hope it’ll still be entertaining!
Please adress who you’re asking clearly, and keep their ages in mind, ESPECIALLY with the little siblings!
Anonymous asks are now available!
Heeeey, finally the last two Meet The Monsters posts are up, and with that, they are open for asks!
so, now the characters open to asks are
Stan’s Gang
Craig and Those Guys
The Girls
The Siblings (just the ones left in school, so not Kevin and Shelly)
The Ghouls/Goths
The Side characters
