Clandestine Pen

INFP ~ Gryffindor I was born one summer in the early 80's, so I'm probably older than you. I sell lingerie to pay the bills and have a tumblr to preserve my sanity, so basically my life revolves around butts, tits, and dicks. I dabble in fanfiction from time to time. Sherlock ~ Doctor Who ~ Star Trek ~ House MD ~ Stewart/Colbert ~ Miyazaki ~ Writing ~ Hipster Inspirational Quotes ~ and more! This blog is sometimes NSFW. Image above made by the lovely devinleighbee. <3

[poisonouschicken]

[vintar]

i was thinking about the ghosts of fandoms past and i realised that my first proper fandom experience is by now completely wiped from the net thanks to age. i feel i have some responsibility here to document an extremely belated fandom wank so buckle up and let me sing you the song of south park fandom circa 1998-2001 

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[sandandglass]

TDS, May 4, 2015

With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant.

[lgbtlaughs]

@melissa_repko

[cloudluver-deactivated20231031]

you fell asleep in my

[quedatelluna]

car i drove the whole time

[mattys1975]

but that’s okay i’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine

[jxtapose]

I’m driving here, I sit

[elianvspredator]

Cursing my government

[holypanoli]

for being a capitalist regime in which the upper classes disregard the needs of the lower classes and the bureaucracy often leads to ineffective policies that, for example, don’t allocate taxes to the areas in which they are most needed, such as maintaining infrastructure, which leaves many roads in the US riddled with potholes

[cloudluver-deactivated20231031]

To fill holes with more cement

[llauraprepon]

[froginakettle]

fanfiction writers be like

[princesscharming1983]

Accurate

[thedrunkenminstrel]

Your fav is problematic: bunnies

They got those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses

what’s with all the carrots?

what do they need such good eyesight for anyways?

[sandandglass]

Last Week Tonight s02e19

[apup-deactivated20171002]

[vox]

The Supreme Court just legalized same-sex marriage across the US.

[buzzfeed]

A special celebration from Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Derek Jacobi❤️‍💛💚💜💙

[pixiereblogs]

pixie recaps Voyager | Meld

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[rationalisms]

it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience attraction to women the exact same way they experience/d attraction to men.

because obviously society is incredibly invested in telling women that there’s only one way to feel attraction and it’s the way they feel attraction to men (even if they might not feel any attraction to men at all outside of compulsory heterosexuality) and if their attraction to women feels even a little bit different then obviously it’s not ~real~ and they’re really just straight. but that’s horseshit.

there’s a billion reasons why experiencing attraction to women and experiencing attraction to men would differ for women like, oh, i don’t know, the fact that our virulently homophobic and misogynist society grooms young women into heterosexuality before they’ve even learned to walk or talk while they’re explicitly dissuaded from any same gender feelings.

there’s an entire script for how women are supposed to feel about men laid out for them before they can even start forming an identity: this is what you’re supposed to want (a nice nuclear family), this is what you’re supposed to fantasize about (countless heterosexual narratives in media and the dominant rhetoric around sex), this is what you’re supposed to desire; it’s enforced by peers, media, the state, the education system, everyone around them. there’s no script for how women are “supposed” to be attracted to women apart from, yknow, not at all.

if you’re one of those women who feels like they’re not “allowed” to identify as gay/bi because your attraction to women doesn’t match what you had shoved down your throat all your life by compulsory heterosexuality: your feelings are valid, your attraction to women is valid, you are welcome among wlw and you don’t need to doubt yourself.

[applepiewithextrafreedom-deacti]

Maybe if Tom Hiddleston stopped rolling up his sleeves like a dirty whore we wouldn’t be having this Tumblr problem.

something I heard a very serious looking business woman in a power suit talking on the phone say this morning on the train. (via anit0227)

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[leslieknope]

#i’m just trying to get through this

[dadecountyfilth]

when you’ve been waiting far too long for season 3 of OITNB