Clandor's Sauce

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[clandors-sauce]

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[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[aure0liin]

tell me secrets (’cause i know you’re scared)

Derek drifted. He didn’t notice himself losing consciousness, but he closed his eyes for a second and suddenly Stiles was talking about something else. Stiles kept talking, as if he didn’t notice Derek fading, and Derek wondered how Stiles’ throat wasn’t closing up, how the boy wasn’t choking on smoke.

(also on AO3)

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[bratbrain-deactivated20170619]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

i think we’re out of ink

[catvevo]

have you tried turning it on and off again

[everthesame]

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

[naznomad]

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

[hedwig-dordt]

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

[shredsandpatches]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[jottingprosaist]

#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??

Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

[mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917]

… guys

….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”

… I mean. Comparatively…

[aphroditeinthetomb]

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.

[peccaviofthesparrow]

@master-of-strings

[jenroses]

oh dear lord

[lokislacefront]

It’s back

[misuzu-is-life]

I have many questions.

[perny]

Modern art

[browstache]

[h4te]

The person i reblogged this from is beautiful.

[aure0liin]

@clandors-sauce hi Kyle

[clandors-sauce]

Hi.

[evacuate]

Spooky

[clandors-sauce]

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - Review

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My very first video game review. Thanks for watching and I hope you enjoy!

[biggayapple]

How Do You Like Your PeanutButterGamer?

Crunchy?

Or smooth?

[sonseulsoleil]

[pensivemaniac]

They saw their chance and the fucking took it.

[jhonenv-deactivated20190604]

Completely forgot about these redesigned ZIM characters I did a while back. It’s a little late to use them in issues 1 and 2 of the comics, but I think I can transition over to them for issue 3 without people noticing.

[sylvonyx]

You are challenged by Champion peanutbuttergamer!

Took me forever to finish this one. I hope you like it <3

[peanutbuttergamer]

This is one of the best pieces of fan art I’ve ever received. So cool, thank you so much! 

[forest-of-illusion]

Yoshi’s Wooly World Amiibo Patterns!

[clandors-sauce]

Surgeon Sim 2013 + GIVEAWAY