Fandom writer, Christian, student of life

32 y/o, gay demi-male, he/him, follower of Christ (yep, i converted). I'm a world of Warcraft player who also enjoys fantasy/sci-fi TV and movies, and reading/writing fan fics about them. Also getting back into roleplaying. Ships: sterek, stony/superfamily/Spideypool, shield husbands/bowtie, sabriel, destiel, malec, swan queen, everything queer, seriously all the gay.

[sharonabutterfield]

[aurpiment]

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

[aurpiment]

You understand me

[morganoperandi]

"How do you turn this ... HELLO? HELLO??"

"Dad? Dad! Just ... you don't need to stand that close to the scrying orb. All I can see is your eye just ... just step back!"

"SON? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOUR MOTHER WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ..."

"Oh, you don't know what you're doing. Let me. HONEY! IT'S MOM!"

"Y-yes, Mom. I know. That's how scrying orbs work. I can see you."

"HONEY, I WAS TRYING THIS NEW INCANTATION AND NOW MY TULIPS ARE BREATHING FIRE. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DE-SPELL?"

"It's ... it's 'dispell' Mom, I ... look, I'll have one of the kids open a portal and we'll be right over. Just, no more incantations if you don't know where they come from, okay?"

"OH YOU KIDS ARE SO SMART WITH THESE THINGS. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP YOUR FATHER TOO. IT'S BEEN RAINING IN THE GARAGE SINCE TUESDAY."

"I told you I'm handling it!"

"Animating brooms to carry rainwater is not handling it, George!"

[alexseanchai]

[image: tumblr tag: #the internet]

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[growingdark]

gemtle 😳

[queensboro]

[themurphyzone]

As much as I love Sleeping Beauty, I find it both hilarious and weird that Maleficent, the self-proclaimed Mistress of Evil, took 16 years to ask her minions to follow up on the whole ‘hey, remember that infant princess they hid away because I cursed her? Did you find her whereabouts yet?’ thing. 

Maleficent is the biggest procrastinator in Disney canon. 

[free-range-tiddies]

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

[bacondragonwastaken]

What’s not spoken shown in the transcript, is the voice of this god. I’m happy to be Bi, because this man’s voice is fucking heavenly.

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[phoukanamedpookie]

Scientists now think that being overweight can protect your health

Studies show it helps patients with an increasingly long list of medical problems.

[sourcedumal]

And notice the tone the scientists researching this.

“What do you mean the fatties live longer? This CANNOT BE RIGHT DO THE STUDIES 15 MORE TIMES!”

And when they can’t figure it out, they simply say “it’s not worth reading” to keep anything POSITIVE about fat bodies from getting out into the public eye.

Because then folks might not but into the billion dollar industry for diet fads and weight loss scams that all of these obesity doctors line their pockets with.

Because then theyd actually have to start treating their fat patients like PEOPLE.

[everydayechos]

“Willett’s complaints are starting to look less credible, however, because no one has been able to make the paradox go away. One of the most popular explanations is that fat people get more aggressive treatment than thin people, because their weight raises red flags at the doctor’s office. This seems questionable: studies show that overweight and obese people tend to avoid doctors, get fewer preventive screenings, and receive worse treatment because they’re often misdiagnosed as “fat” rather than with a specific medical condition” 

Emphasis mine

[sourcedumal]

Also, notice the phrasing.

“No one has been able to make the paradox go away”

They wanna get rid of that shit SO BAD. Because if fat people aren’t as OMG OBESITY CRISIS as folks love to scream, that means their fad diet scams and weight loss surgeries can’t make them millions anymore!

Fuck these obesity doctors. They outchea selling snake oil.

[imathers]

“People are furiously looking for some way to make this not the case,” says Deb Burgard, a clinical psychologist in Los Altos, California who treats eating disorders. “And I think that bears some comment. Theoretically we should be very happy to find out that people aren’t dying the way we thought they were going to, that there’s not going to be this terrible outcome. That people at higher weights are going to be OK.”

[funnytwittertweets]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you're part of the problem

[s]

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

[craiganthonywells-deactivated20]

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

[s]

that’s what I wanted to hear

[surrealtiktoks]

finally living up to my URL

[weaver-z]

American Psycho remake where it follows a bunch of business majors living in the same dorm suite in college but every single one of them has an overlapping Patrick Bateman internal monologue

[transmadotsuki]

(All overlapping, different inflections, slightly out of sync) My god, it even has a watermark

[weaver-z]

YOU understand my vision

[appointment78]

[eldestsiblingsyndrome]

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

[deehellcat]

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

[randomslasher]

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[sundermunder]

[hawthornsword]

At first I thought you were going to say that you told him all of his male friends wanted to fuck him. Which I imagine his reaction to would be equally hilarious.

[whitepeopletwitter]