Wild Card Bitches!

Wilder. 22. they/them. Northern California. Goat. Personal Blog.

[curseworm]

mutuals if tumblr gets deleted feel free to hunt me down in the city streets like a half-feral animal

[answeringemails]

anne collier / Questions (Relevance) / 2011

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[ratsbby]

Everyone on tumblr rn

[ciphernetics]

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

hey there boys, it’s me, ya demon.

[scoffingatgravity-deactivated20]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife put this in the guest bathroom

[theawesomeadventurer]

duck titties will be banned on the 17th 😪

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[andlifemovesonn]

[mrdarcy2005]

@lulloph

[roses--and--rue]

These enamel earrings in the shape of hands hold pieces of shrapnel removed from the eye and forehead of Denmark’s King Christian IV after he was wounded in battle. He gave the earrings to his mistress. 

[apple-heiress-deactivated202005]

[atmagaialove]

[k8pup]

[gharibajameel]

[wizardjpeg]

go ahead put a curse on me. see if i care. i actually love it

[bidoof]

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

[pastel-sundae]

 I changed Orion’s muzzle color and made it spotty…