caw caw motherfuckers

clara | 29 | aro/ace | she/her | chaotic neutral

[wizardpostsdotorg]

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

[evengirlierballs]

Legitimately the only acceptable way to enjoy tik tok.

[how2forgive]

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

[dddreamscape]

New shirt! by osombu

[greelin]

wild how they can fit ten years into january and february. Just crazy

[greelin]

horrible news about march, guys

[spicymancer]

Monster Researcher Eclair and the Riddle of the Sphinx.

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

[oracle-fae]

x

[melociraptor]

Furious iridescent rainbow puff

[i-am-a-fish]

I sure hope that the football

[lov3rgrrrl]

fish. what

[i-am-a-fish]

happy super balls sunday

[i-am-a-fish]

no one uses #balls anymore

[atomarium]

[otpprompts]

Excuse me , what do notp mean ?

[unsubconscious]

Jeremy Miranda

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[just-some-moss-and-bones]

[phantomrose96]

Latest tumblr glitch is my inbox showing me I have 10 new messages. Which I think counts as psychological warfare on this website.

[phantomrose96]

1-3 new messages: Oh? Do people wanna talk to me :0

10 new messages: There's a hit out on my life.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

As to whether the Gavle Goat's consumption should be seen as a good omen or a bad omen, I'd say good. Traditionally the Yule goat is made of straw from the final harvest and as a talisman against hard times, and there are unproven theories that its shape is inspired by Thor's goats, who are constantly killed, eaten, and reborn to provide endless meat for Thor and whatever guests he entertains. Therefore, its use by birds as a food store and safe harbor is an affirmation of its original purpose and truly in the Christmas spirit of generosity in lean times. What's more, the birds eating it seems to be have been the one outcome to unite both goat burners and goat keepers, as they have decided not to scare the birds away from their safe harbor and not to harm the goat, a decision that has been universally lauded.

As omens go, this one's all positive: safety, plenty, and unity between previous ideological opponents through a creative third solution built on shared values (birds being fed and sheltered is a good thing). May more birds find their way to the Gavle Goat next year.